All right, folks. You haven’t been too thrilled with our contest prizes around here the last few weeks. We got the message. Fortunately, I think we have something a little better lined up this time. This one’s for the horror junkies, and we know there are more than a few of you out there. Enter today’s contest for your chance to win this year’s splatter-tastic ‘Evil Dead’ remake on Blu-ray.
Foregoing most of the campy comic relief that made the original series famous, the makers of the new ‘Evil Dead‘ chose to focus instead on hardcore, gory murder and mayhem, with a remake that lives up to its hard R rating. Many fans responded enthusiastically.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “What do you mean Bruce Campbell’s not in this one?!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, July 19th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
phill
could be worse, my nose could be gushing blood
looks like there are going to be zombified female sith lords in episode 7
i better win an oscar for this
there is nothing “groovy” about this makeup
could be worse, i could be in an adam sandler movie
don’t worry we’ll all feed soon
even big budget special effects cannot match the quality of the makeup on the walking dead
David Staschke
“Turn off that Justin Bieber music!”
Andy E.
The new way to measure approval ratings for Congress….
David Staschke
This specimen here on the left is what doctors found when they opned up Chris Christie for his lap band surgery.
David Staschke
Men, this is what happens when your girlfriend catches you cheating.
Jeremiah
Its not funny you guys. John smacked me on the back last Halloween. Its July!!
T. ZInko
Twinkies are smaller??!!
Jason Caldwell
So, thanks for coming to this wine tasting with me, as you can tell I am thoroughly enjoying it and…wait, are you CHEWING GUM???!!!!
Coby
..What women are really like.
Clint Weidemiller
I just had….17 packages of fun dip…and 9 j…j…j..j..jolt colas….and you want to talk *%@*^!* semantics ?
Zuria
I’m telling ya, Linda Blair cosplay is IN at Comicon this year!
Pedram
Haha, that one about winning the host contest contest cracked me up.
1. Show me your boom stick!
2.
Mia: Say ‘groovy’ again. Say ‘groovy’ again, I dare you! I double dare you mother$%^&*#! Say ‘groovy’ one more Goddamn time!
Bruce: OK never mind; I’ll wait until after the credits.
3. Dammit, the tree didn’t wear a condom. Get me some weed killer!
4. Lindsey Lohan aint got nothin’ on me!
Julian
“It’s Emma Stone without make-up!”
Jean-Denis Rouette
He’s all like, “What happened to your face, Linda?”, and I’m all like, “I’ll swallow your soul”.
Lord Bowler
“Is there something in my teeth?”
“I told you, you mustn’t read from the book!”
“Baby, you got real UGLY!”
“Klaatu, Barada, Nike?” Nice try, you should’ve paid more attention!
“You found me beautiful once!”
Josh
You mean to tell me that you still wont direct this movie after I ate the Wicked Witch?
Who else do I have to eat to get out of my Suburgatory contract?
Ryan M
What Lindsay Lohan looks like OFF drugs…
Guys! I think I bit my tongue! Is it bad?
Gingivitis is no joke…
Blue Magic is the best shit ever!!!
Kashtarreaper
Do you mean to tell me, that with advances in special effects, CGI, and so forth, and I still get Linda Blair’s handmedowns!?
Paul
Tyra taught me to smile with my eyes.
Paul
You mean my gums wouldn’t bleed like this if I just flossed after meals?
Paul
Whoever said that my meth addiction would make me pretty is a LIAR.
Jacob Wolf
Gimme some sugar, baby.
I really hate flossing.
Something on my face?
What’d ya mean Suburgatory sucks?!
I didn’t hail to the King.
Goddamn stairs.
Zuria
Where the F**k are my MIDOLS!
Zuria
She who smelt it, dealt it!
Aaron McKee
If what happened on your inside happened on your outside, would you still see Adam Sandler’s movies?
Paul
“What do you mean they’re going to kill me off in the next Spider-Man movie??!!”
Jim Brundige
“what do you mean you don’t love me?”
Jim Brundige
“DO NOT SEE GROWN UPS 2!! IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE IT’S THAT BAD!”
Jim Brundige
“one time at band camp i stuck my flute in my…”
Doug Anthony
See? This is why I can’t eat Gluten!