Why Are the Dead Never Friendly? – Win ‘Evil Dead’ (2013) on Blu-ray!

All right, folks. You haven’t been too thrilled with our contest prizes around here the last few weeks. We got the message. Fortunately, I think we have something a little better lined up this time. This one’s for the horror junkies, and we know there are more than a few of you out there. Enter today’s contest for your chance to win this year’s splatter-tastic ‘Evil Dead’ remake on Blu-ray.

Foregoing most of the campy comic relief that made the original series famous, the makers of the new ‘Evil Dead‘ chose to focus instead on hardcore, gory murder and mayhem, with a remake that lives up to its hard R rating. Many fans responded enthusiastically.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “What do you mean Bruce Campbell’s not in this one?!”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, July 19th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. could be worse, my nose could be gushing blood

    looks like there are going to be zombified female sith lords in episode 7

    i better win an oscar for this

    there is nothing “groovy” about this makeup

    could be worse, i could be in an adam sandler movie

    don’t worry we’ll all feed soon

    even big budget special effects cannot match the quality of the makeup on the walking dead

  2. David Staschke

    This specimen here on the left is what doctors found when they opned up Chris Christie for his lap band surgery.

  3. Jason Caldwell

    So, thanks for coming to this wine tasting with me, as you can tell I am thoroughly enjoying it and…wait, are you CHEWING GUM???!!!!

  4. Pedram

    Haha, that one about winning the host contest contest cracked me up.

    1. Show me your boom stick!

    Mia: Say ‘groovy’ again. Say ‘groovy’ again, I dare you! I double dare you mother$%^&*#! Say ‘groovy’ one more Goddamn time!

    Bruce: OK never mind; I’ll wait until after the credits.

    3. Dammit, the tree didn’t wear a condom. Get me some weed killer!

    4. Lindsey Lohan aint got nothin’ on me!

  5. Jean-Denis Rouette

    He’s all like, “What happened to your face, Linda?”, and I’m all like, “I’ll swallow your soul”.

  6. Lord Bowler

    “Is there something in my teeth?”

    “I told you, you mustn’t read from the book!”

    “Baby, you got real UGLY!”

    “Klaatu, Barada, Nike?” Nice try, you should’ve paid more attention!

    “You found me beautiful once!”

  7. Josh

    You mean to tell me that you still wont direct this movie after I ate the Wicked Witch?

    Who else do I have to eat to get out of my Suburgatory contract?

  8. Ryan M

    What Lindsay Lohan looks like OFF drugs…

    Guys! I think I bit my tongue! Is it bad?

    Gingivitis is no joke…

    Blue Magic is the best shit ever!!!

  9. Kashtarreaper

    Do you mean to tell me, that with advances in special effects, CGI, and so forth, and I still get Linda Blair’s handmedowns!?

  10. Jacob Wolf

    Gimme some sugar, baby.
    I really hate flossing.
    Something on my face?
    What’d ya mean Suburgatory sucks?!
    I didn’t hail to the King.
    Goddamn stairs.