It’s time for our first contest of 2016, and I think we’ve lined up a pretty interesting flick to give away. Enter now for your chance to win the nature survival thriller ‘Everest‘ on Blu-ray.
Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke and Josh Brolin, the film tells the harrowing true story of the ill-fated 1996 expedition to climb the highest mountain in the world.
The Blu-ray + DVD + Digital HD combo pack will hit store shelves on January 19th, but you can get a copy for free by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Yeah, that’s right. I want three Pepperonis, two Meat Lovers, and one Hawaiian pizza with anchovies. No, I don’t understand that last one either, but that’s what the Sherpas asked for.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray (2D version only) to give away. Also included in the prize pack is a limited edition ‘Everest’ carabiner. 
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Thursday, January 21st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
EM
“Oddly, the folks here don’t like rock music. You should have seen their reaction when I said it’d be cool if our outing got crashed by the Rolling Stones.”
John Burton
I said I wanted my next picture in an exotic location, so you send me to the foot of a friggin’ MOUNTAIN!
I don’t care if it is the highest mountain in the world! I’m surrounded by rocks. The people here smell like BO and wet wool; and I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen a woman in about two weeks!
What do you mean you don’t know how I got in this picture? Aren’t you my agent? Why do I pay you?
njscorpio
(5) “Yeah I just got here…I know this is my first time using Airbnb, but something doesn’t look right.”
Tony
Can you here me now?
Tony
You told me it was going to be Palm trees, sunny and 75 but all I got is rocks and snow! WTH
Jason
So I get all the way out here, I have to make a call and they hand me a CORDED phone!!?? How do I take a selfie at the top with this?!
Jason
“Hello?”
“Hi, this is the 1980’s calling… we want our pants back”
Jason
I understand that you have a special set of skills but apparently dialing a phone isn’t one of them…. I’m telling you, you have the wrong number! I don’t have your daughter.
Jacob
“Yes, my erection has lasted more than 4 hours.”
EM
“Yeah, I’ll describe my pants. Which number do you want first—horizontal lines or vertical lines?”
Deaditelord
To followup EM’s post:
“What do you mean by ‘Are my pants in 4k?’ “
Timcharger
“Geezus! For the last time, BECAUSE IT’S THERE!!!”
Timcharger
“Mom, you always call at the worst times.”
Timcharger
“Hello, Adele, yeah I know. I’m not trying to be funny.
But really, I’m calling from the outside…”
David Staschke
“Hello? Mountain? Can I be honest with you? I am bad fucking news. I’m not your friend. I’m not gonna help you. I’m gonna break you. Any questions?”
David Staschke
Universal spared no expense with their Hotline Bling parody.
David Staschke
“Its pretty nice up here. I just got a manicure. My nails are drying as we speak.”
David Staschke
“I love it up here. It’s so spacious that nobody’s complaining about my manspreading.”
Matt Schmieding
Note to self: you’re gonna die
Csm101
“Honey, can you look in my dresser and see if I left my lucky Everest carabiner there? I just feel like something could go wrong without it.”
Bernie W
It’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well, listen to this!
Seth
Yeah, maybe hanging out all day in the purple camo jammies was a bad idea.
Jason
How could you possibly be lost? Do you see the biggest mountain around? Head straight for it!
Jason
Don’t worry darling, I won’t cheat on you… I have my female repellent pants on
Csm101
“All we do is sit around and wait, and then sit around and wait some more. They should’ve named this place Neverest!”
Csm101
“4K is for lightweights. I’m sitting at 20k as we speak.”
Deaditelord
Bravo CSM! I got a good laugh out of that one.
Csm101
Thank you, Deaditelord 😄
EM
Yeah, pretty good. I was trying to set up a joke about K2 and 2K and/or 4K, but it really wasn’t coming together.
Csm101
Phone- “Welcome to the Everest customer service line, where dreams come true for some of you.
If you’re having trouble breathing, dial1.
For frostbite, dial 2.
For yak services, dial 3.
To reach the monestary, dial 4.
For Yeti related sightings or attacks, dial 5.
To speak to a live Sherpa dial 6.
If you’re the guy in the funny pants, please hang up and change your clothes.”
Csm101
“YEESSS!! They canceled the Terminator sequels. I guess that means my contract is…TERMINATED!!”
Andy Traynor
“I’m thinking we picked a really bad location to set up the circus.”
Sean Molloy
“Yeah…hey Mom. No I have no idea where the crockpot is. What? No. I haven’t heard that Ms. Douglas got a new dog….yeah ok mom, there’s this mountain thing I’ve got to do. Right right, pack long underwear…got it.”