It’s time for our first contest of 2016, and I think we’ve lined up a pretty interesting flick to give away. Enter now for your chance to win the nature survival thriller ‘Everest‘ on Blu-ray.
Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke and Josh Brolin, the film tells the harrowing true story of the ill-fated 1996 expedition to climb the highest mountain in the world.
The Blu-ray + DVD + Digital HD combo pack will hit store shelves on January 19th, but you can get a copy for free by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Yeah, that’s right. I want three Pepperonis, two Meat Lovers, and one Hawaiian pizza with anchovies. No, I don’t understand that last one either, but that’s what the Sherpas asked for.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray (2D version only) to give away. Also included in the prize pack is a limited edition ‘Everest’ carabiner. 
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Thursday, January 21st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
EM
When visiting the Himalayas, drop by the Hard Rock Cafe
John Burton
Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Herman you have a telephone call at the front desk.
John Burton
Jill, this is sergeant Sacker. Listen to me. We’ve traced the call… it’s coming from inside the house. Now a squad car’s coming over there right now, just get out of that house!
John Burton
I spy, with my little eye, a rock! Lots and lots of rocks.
John Burton
I know! Jake Gyllenhaal and Josh Brolin. Yea, I know.. it is like a sausage-fest here.
John Burton
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I want a Seymour Butz! [the entire bar laughs; realizes] Wait a minute…Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I’m gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
Mark
No the Ringling Bros. are not up here, this is just how we roll.
Peter
Yes, DraftKings, I swear I’m not in New York. Now, will you let place my bets, er, pick my fantasy team?
Peter
Can you hear me now?
Peter
Yes, Mom, I put on clean underwear for the hike today just in case I’m in an accident. But what could happen here?
Warner
Can you hear me now? 🙂
Allison D.
Hey Baby, watcha wearing?
Chucky The Trousered Chimp
“So, yeah, I’m working on Terminator Genisys. Don’t think people will see what’s coming.”
William Henley
Can you hear me now? Good!
Third world problems – no running water, but we still have cell service.
William Henley
This is where your donations to Goodwill end up
William Henley
I kid you not, there are Rock Men up here? They literally just pop up from, and melt back into the rock! Yes, I am getting plenty of oxygen!
Csm101
“Hey Bob, I can see your house from here!”
Csm101
“Yeah, it turns out pretty much everyone wore 90’s body builder pants to the throwback party.
But not everyone still has a working car phone..BOOYA!!”
Csm101
“No I can not bring you back a femur from one of the cadavers–or their goggles–not their shoes either. How about a snow globe or a ‘I just conquered Everest’ t-shirt?!”
Juan
Open up the web browser,,,
go to your email…
no, no, no don’t type my email in the search bar!
OK mom, i cant do this anymore, i’m kinda busy.
njscorpio
(1) “What do you mean you’re the ’90’s calling’? No, you aren’t getting my pants.”
njscorpio
(2) “Rescue who? Matt Damon? Seriously? That guy should just stay home.”
njscorpio
(3) “So I say, ‘Himalaya? I hardly know her!’. Well she thought it was funny. No, you can tell when a goat thinks something is funny.”
njscorpio
(4) “I’m by the flags. Yes, the flags and rocks. No, I don’t see you, wave your hands or something. What do you mean ‘other rocks’?”
Csm101
“Listen I gotta call you back, I just spotted the jerk who’s pajamas I’m wearing. He’s got on my Superman snuggie.”
Csm101
“Yeah the lattes taste kind of weird. It’s mountain goat milk, the wi-fi is super slow, and there’s no cable. We’re really roughing it out over here.”
Csm101
“Before we hang up, I need a favor. If I don’t make it out of this thing alive, I need you to sneak into my office while Betty’s at work and grab the box in the closet labeled “comic books”. Cancel my tinder account….the password is sperminator. I gotta go, the troops are rallying. Love ya Ma! Give the midget ones to dad if he likes.”
Lord Bowler
1) Mommy, I want to come home! This camp isn’t very fun.
2) Well, you said to ‘go climb a mountain’! You know I take things literally.
3) I told you’d I’d search the ends of the earth for Sarah Connor!
4) I keep telling Doug he’s tempting fate by wearing a red shirt!
5) No, we haven’t reached the Vertical Limit yet!
6) Tomorrow we’re taking the Stairway to Heaven to the Top of the World.
Philip
“No, _Zubaz_, with two z’s.”
Jason
Can you hear me now?
Jason
Yeah, I had to get out of that tent, the Dutch ovens were getting out of hand… and I was the only one in there!