Contest: Win ‘Everest’ on Blu-ray!

It’s time for our first contest of 2016, and I think we’ve lined up a pretty interesting flick to give away. Enter now for your chance to win the nature survival thriller ‘Everest‘ on Blu-ray.

Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke and Josh Brolin, the film tells the harrowing true story of the ill-fated 1996 expedition to climb the highest mountain in the world.

The Blu-ray + DVD + Digital HD combo pack will hit store shelves on January 19th, but you can get a copy for free by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Yeah, that’s right. I want three Pepperonis, two Meat Lovers, and one Hawaiian pizza with anchovies. No, I don’t understand that last one either, but that’s what the Sherpas asked for.”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray (2D version only) to give away. Also included in the prize pack is a limited edition ‘Everest’ carabiner. Everest carabiner The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Thursday, January 21st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!

Everest Blu-ray box art


  1. “Yes, my nails are ATROCIOUS right now. I definitely need a mani-pedi.”

    “If you could see the pants I’m wearing right now, you’d be jealous, trust me.”

    “Yeah, a few people in my crew froze to death. We had to leave them behind. It happens, ya know?”

    1996 Mountaineer Calendar Centerfold: Rob
    – Enjoys: Sub-zero temps, a freshly sharpened ice axe, purple

  2. Chapz Kilud

    Monmouth University poll? Seriously? Even if I wanted to vote, my absentee ballot won’t make it in on time.

  3. Chapz Kilud

    Do you take COD (cash on delivery) on the blow-up dolls? If you guys can make it up here, I’ll pay. Make that three. My guide needs one too.

  4. Chapz Kilud

    Hi, is this Amazon customer service? My subscribe and save order of Red Bulls all got frozen solid. I need redelivery.

  5. Carl Cartwright

    Double Discount Airlines? Great.
    Did you guys find my luggage yet? Great!
    OK, let me give you the address of the tent I’m at.

  6. Ronald Oliver

    Honey, the people here are cold-hearted, the food is always served cold, and inflation is at an all-time high!

  7. Carl Cartwright

    I’m telling you there’s been a mistake.

    Yeah, there’s flags.
    Yeah, there’s a mountain.

    No, My gig was at six flags magic mountain.
    This is freakin Everest.

  8. Chapz Kilud

    What do you mean the express mail delivery person didn’t know how to find my address? All you have to do is go up 28,000 feet. You can’t miss it. There is a camp out here.

  9. Chapz Kilud

    The search for the next Dalai Lama hasn’t gone well. Yeah, that’s right, it’s pretty hard to find little boys at this altitude. You have better luck finding a yeti here.

  10. Nicholas DeMaria

    “Yeah, I’m not looking forward to this….

    You know I’m a picky eater though…

    If things take a turn for the worse, these people just don’t look like they taste very good…

    Love you too, Bye”

  11. Chapz Kilud

    Is this Groupon customer service? I got this groupon when there was a 25% off coupon. But this joint is charging me resort fee. That’s not in your fine print. They shouldn’t charge people resort fee when all they have are tents.

  12. Elizabeth

    “Look Monique, I only paid for 5 minutes. That’s really not enough time to describe the pants I’m wearing. Could we just get back to the part where you were taking off your bra?”

  13. Elizabeth

    “I had to let one of the assistants go. He thought it would be funny to bring a bottle of chianti and some fava beans.”

  14. Kyle

    Let that be a lesson for you, If you portray an American Soldier waterboarding a terror suspect, you will be marooned to the end of the earth, and forced to wear Zubaz pants.

  15. robert

    This is the only place I could get away from my shrew wife, Jake from State Farm. I can’t wait to feel you in my arms.

  16. Chris M.

    Ya! You seriously have to try this place. The have full service sherpas here, and I mean full service.