It’s time for our first contest of 2016, and I think we’ve lined up a pretty interesting flick to give away. Enter now for your chance to win the nature survival thriller ‘Everest‘ on Blu-ray.
Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke and Josh Brolin, the film tells the harrowing true story of the ill-fated 1996 expedition to climb the highest mountain in the world.
The Blu-ray + DVD + Digital HD combo pack will hit store shelves on January 19th, but you can get a copy for free by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Yeah, that’s right. I want three Pepperonis, two Meat Lovers, and one Hawaiian pizza with anchovies. No, I don’t understand that last one either, but that’s what the Sherpas asked for.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray (2D version only) to give away. Also included in the prize pack is a limited edition ‘Everest’ carabiner. 
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Thursday, January 21st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Chapz Kilud
No, I haven’t seen any Yeti yet. It would be a lot helpful if Caesar were here.
Ronald Oliver
True story! I lied..I don’t have a specific set of skills, and I want to back out of my role!
Chapz Kilud
No signs of global warming from up here.
Ronald Oliver
Yeah, hi! I was wondering if you deliver Chinese food via helicopter?
Chapz Kilud
I think you got the wrong number. I don’t know who Sarah Connors is.
Daniel Sardella
“Yes, my nails are ATROCIOUS right now. I definitely need a mani-pedi.”
“If you could see the pants I’m wearing right now, you’d be jealous, trust me.”
“Yeah, a few people in my crew froze to death. We had to leave them behind. It happens, ya know?”
1996 Mountaineer Calendar Centerfold: Rob
– Enjoys: Sub-zero temps, a freshly sharpened ice axe, purple
Chapz Kilud
Monmouth University poll? Seriously? Even if I wanted to vote, my absentee ballot won’t make it in on time.
Ronald Oliver
I’ve never been this high before, and I must say that being here has really elevated my mood!
Chapz Kilud
Do you take COD (cash on delivery) on the blow-up dolls? If you guys can make it up here, I’ll pay. Make that three. My guide needs one too.
Chapz Kilud
Hi, is this Amazon customer service? My subscribe and save order of Red Bulls all got frozen solid. I need redelivery.
Chris M.
I don’t care what Michael did this time. I’m not coming back to Providence.
Chris M.
Hello. this is the 90’s. We’d like those pants back.
Carl Cartwright
Double Discount Airlines? Great.
Did you guys find my luggage yet? Great!
OK, let me give you the address of the tent I’m at.
Ronald Oliver
Honey, the people here are cold-hearted, the food is always served cold, and inflation is at an all-time high!
Carl Cartwright
Hello Universal?
Yeah, apparently I’m the only one that showed up.
Carl Cartwright
I’m telling you there’s been a mistake.
Yeah, there’s flags.
Yeah, there’s a mountain.
No, My gig was at six flags magic mountain.
This is freakin Everest.
Chapz Kilud
What do you mean the express mail delivery person didn’t know how to find my address? All you have to do is go up 28,000 feet. You can’t miss it. There is a camp out here.
Chapz Kilud
The search for the next Dalai Lama hasn’t gone well. Yeah, that’s right, it’s pretty hard to find little boys at this altitude. You have better luck finding a yeti here.
Nicholas DeMaria
“Yeah, I’m not looking forward to this….
You know I’m a picky eater though…
If things take a turn for the worse, these people just don’t look like they taste very good…
Love you too, Bye”
Chapz Kilud
Is this Groupon customer service? I got this groupon when there was a 25% off coupon. But this joint is charging me resort fee. That’s not in your fine print. They shouldn’t charge people resort fee when all they have are tents.
EM
“You gotta get me outa here. These freaks want to turn my pants into part of their camp.”
EM
“When they asked me if I wanted to get high, this was not what I had in mind.”
Elizabeth
“Look Monique, I only paid for 5 minutes. That’s really not enough time to describe the pants I’m wearing. Could we just get back to the part where you were taking off your bra?”
Elizabeth
“I had to let one of the assistants go. He thought it would be funny to bring a bottle of chianti and some fava beans.”
Kyle
Let that be a lesson for you, If you portray an American Soldier waterboarding a terror suspect, you will be marooned to the end of the earth, and forced to wear Zubaz pants.
Jonathan
No. I really don’t think Bin Laden is hiding here.
Jonathan
Yes, you can tell them that I said, “Lumberjack Dexter has nothing on Lumberjack John Connor!”
robert
This is the only place I could get away from my shrew wife, Jake from State Farm. I can’t wait to feel you in my arms.
Chris M.
Ya! You seriously have to try this place. The have full service sherpas here, and I mean full service.
EM
“Of course I’m going to sit on my butt all day. That’s why they call this place ‘Ever Rest’.”