Turnout for last week’s contest was a little on the light side. Let’s see if we can heat things up here by giving away a hot new title this week. We have a Blu-ray copy of Quentin Tarantino’s blockbuster hit ‘Django Unchained‘ just waiting to make its way into one of our reader’s hands. Enter our contest today for your chance to win.
If you’re a regular reader of this blog, you should know these contest rules by now. To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “That’s right, Leo. He has one Oscar, I have two, and you’ve got none! Suck it, DiCaprio!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, April 19th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Steve Schaefer
Ray! Ray Charles! I’m over here!
Steve Schaefer
After this, I’m going to Disneyland!
Steve Schaefer
Do I have food on my face? Do I? No, come on I don’t do I? I bet I do. Shouldn’t have gone with the ribs!
Trebor Edirbcm
Candie: My balls, corner pocket.
Eric Feldstein
Jamie, Jamie, do your “Wanda” character for Leo. He,he, that s___t never gets old.
Alex
“I did Green Hornet.”
“Yeah, well I did The Beach.”
“Dude, I did Booty Call.”
“Sonuva-“
Alex
So how does this work? If you’re a white guy you just automatically get a pocketwatch and a waistcoat?
Rob
You guys are actually going to make me pull my own finger, aren’t you?
Vincent Moreno
Have either of you gentlemen heard of Inception? (Dr. Shultz points to himself)
Vincent Moreno
Hey Leo, so what did you think of your ex Bar Refaeli making out with that fat kid during the Superbowl?
Vincent Moreno
Broomhilda is just your projection.
Vincent Moreno
I was under the impression that Will Smith was going to play Django. Yes, but the nigga chose After Earth instead.
Vincent Moreno
Leo, how many times have you been snubbed by the Oscars? Wait, I think Christoph knows this one.
Vincent Moreno
Don’t shake Leo’s hand because he’ll never let go.
Vincent Moreno
Leo, Critters 3 is one of my favorite films of yours, said no one ever.
Rob
Actually, Mr. Candie, I shot the sheriff.
Vincent Moreno
Leo you want to know the secret to winning an Oscar?
-“Now you have my attention.”
Rob
Who wears a bowler, vest, and pocketwatch and has a date with three hookers? THIS classy guy! Good day to you, sir!
Mark
when they said there were going to be a lot of colors in this movie I didn’t think they were referring to the color palette
Cameron
DICAPRIO: “He’s behind me again isn’t he?…”
WALTZ: “I could have fit on the door with Rose, I don’t see why you couldn’t?”
Cameron
WALTZ: “Excuse me Leo, Gene Wilder is on the phone and he want’s his coat back.”
Adam Charles
Django, distract him….it’s Wet Willie Tiiiiime”
Adam Charles
Django – “Guys, let’s stop with all this Negro fighting. Let’s embrace Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robots. You know Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robots? They look like ‘this’. Who wants to play?”
Fiorentino
King: “MINE is the better costume, look!”
Joseph Bush
“tell me one more time…..who’s on first?”
“ship my pants?”
J.J. Carlson
I liked the quote Josh came up with. Josh, you should win the Blu-ray!
David B
Does this cravat make me look gay?
Tony Ware
1.) Poker? I barely know her.
2.) Hi Django! My name’s Little Cletus and I’m here to tell you a few things about slave labor laws, ok?
3.) This is my happening and it freaks me out!
4.) You’re a groovy boy. I’d like to strap you on sometime.
5.) The rug really ties the room together, don’t you think?
6.) Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not “Monsieur Candie.” I’m un Mec. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Mecness, or uh, Mecer, or El Mecerino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
7.) So, it’s just a jump to the left? Yes, and then a step to the right. You put your hands on your hips? And bring your knees in tight. But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!
8.) I don’t normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. Yes, you, Dr. Schultz. You have an absolutely breathtaking heiney. I mean, that thing’s good. I wanna be friends with it.
9.) Seriously, Django, you expect me to believe that it was the maid in the hallway when you KNOW it was Colonel Mustard in the Library?!?
10.) Welcome to Comic-Con, the cosplay contest is this way, past the French maid.
James Diaz
Who’s doing the maid first? I guess I’ll go first, Leo goes second and the black guy gets the leftovers! It’s settled!
Sergio Hampton
Yea so which three of us will be doing the maid behind us oh that would be me Dr. King Schultz.