Now You Have My Attention – Win ‘Django Unchained’ on Blu-ray!

Turnout for last week’s contest was a little on the light side. Let’s see if we can heat things up here by giving away a hot new title this week. We have a Blu-ray copy of Quentin Tarantino’s blockbuster hit ‘Django Unchained‘ just waiting to make its way into one of our reader’s hands. Enter our contest today for your chance to win.

If you’re a regular reader of this blog, you should know these contest rules by now. To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “That’s right, Leo. He has one Oscar, I have two, and you’ve got none! Suck it, DiCaprio!”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, April 19th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Mike R.

    Yes, this is my interior decorator. And no, he will not tell you where he bought the wallpaper. It’s a very unique pattern and I don’t want anyone else I know to have it, thank you very much.

  2. Mike R.

    Django: “That dainty cigarette holder makes you look effeminate.”

    Schultz: “That’s what I said.”

  3. David B

    Christoph: Jamie, eyes on me. Do NOT look at Leo’s cigarette holder. He is very sensitive about it.
    Jamie: I’m trying not to, but it’s weird ’cause he brought it from home.
    Leo: I see you’ve noticed my cigarette holder. Any Comments, Jamie?
    Christoph: Sh*t!

  4. David B

    2. Christoph: I know you want your wife back Django, but I feel that we we should attempt to do this peaceably.
    Jamie: Why?
    Christoph: Well honestly, if you get blood all over your clothes, the only thing we have left is that blue boy powder suit, and I don’t think anyone wants to see that again. It was ghastly. No offense.

  5. David B

    Christoph: Monsieur Candie,would you be mind telling me where you get your suits tailored?
    Dicaprio: Certainly, I go to –
    Christoph: So that I know where not to go.

  6. David Staschke

    “I would like to point out that I’m the only only here who hasn’t used the N-word.”

  7. Mike R.

    Since they couldn’t settle on who’d get first crack at the “maid” they’d hired for the evening, Django suggested rock, paper, scissors to determine their order.

  8. Leo: “Come on Jamie, just once!”
    Christoph: ” Hey Jamie that girl behind me asked me to ask you to do the why you trippin’ face!”

  9. Mark

    Shultz: Guess Who’s Going to have a grand daughter named Paula.
    Django/Candie: Who?
    Shultz: This guy.

  10. Robin Saldivar

    Leo to Jamie: Allow myself to introduce… myself.

    Jamie: Say what?

    Chris: never you mind that Django. Just go along with the nutjob here. But, I want you to listen to me. This dude is definitely off his rocker.


    Leo’s thoughts- “mmmm, I like him.”

    Jamie’s thoughts- what’s he staring at?

    Chris- excuse me, I’m over here… don’t forget about me.

  11. Kenneth Souza

    Look, I told him we shouldn’t wear green after Labor Day! Now we clash with your decor. We’re lighting up this place like a goddamned Christmas display!