We usually like to start contests on Mondays around here, but we just received late word that we have an extra copy of the amazing ‘Bond 50‘ box set en route, and we can’t wait to give our readers the chance to take it home. That’s right, we’re giving away the 23-disc collection that includes all of the James Bond movies from 1962 to present to one of you… for free! Don’t miss this incredible opportunity. Enter our contest today!
As if last week’s ‘Indiana Jones’ contest wasn’t exciting enough, this may be the biggest Blu-ray giveaway that we’ve held so far. When it initially looked like distributor 20th Century Fox wasn’t going to send us a screener of the ‘Bond 50’ box set for review, we went ahead and purchased our own copy. We don’t know what the delay was about, but the studio finally confirmed that it would send us a copy after all. Sure, we could have just let someone on staff keep it, but we prefer to reward our readers. Therefore, without any hesitation at all, we immediately decided to give the spare copy away.
To win the box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest and give us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “You may feel a little pinch.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.)
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, October 5th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck, everyone!
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If you haven’t already, be sure to also vote in our recent 007 polls. Doing so may not affect your odds of winning this contest, but they’re fun.
Jim
I’m gonna ask nicely one more time… you like the script for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen… don’tcha?!?
Lore
Mr. Bond, Your pants need to be taken in a little in the crotch… I just love tailoring!
paul
“Wow. You’ve taken good care of your body. Such…a waste.”
Jim
Better hope this works, pal, or Moe and Larry are bringin’ THEIR tools! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Mike Rankin
Actually I changed my mind. I’m feeling much better, thanks.
Jim
If it makes you feel better, we’ll be scanning you at 4K to preserve for future generations.
Billy Milby
haha, nice one.
Chip McGregor
Hey you voted for ObamaCare, not me. So this is what you get.
Mike Rankin
No offense, but I’m not that kinda guy.
Cameron
NO Mr. Bond, I expect your vasectomy to be completely painless!
Jim
Not only will it kill you, Mr. Bond, but the best morticians in the world won’t be able to remove the smile from your face! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!
Jim
It’s a Celebrity Jeopardy prequel, starring Alex Trebek, Sr.
EM
From then on, Bond was technically a “great big single O” agent.
Nick McMahan
obviously oddjob has taken cialis
Deepak
“I wonder if Q’s got one of these back at the lab, this would be fun to go hunting with.”
Deepak
Bond: “But I thought you already took away my weapons, Goldfinger.”
Goldfinger: “Not all of them, Mr. Bond. Not yet.”
paul
“This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I’m not your king.”
Pioneer14
Oppa GangnaM style!
Robert Cortez
For this STD test, Mr. Bond, I’m afraid we’re going to have to draw ALL of your blood.
EM
The Best Buy experience kept getting worse and worse.
paul
“At my signal,unleash hell.”
Mike Rankin
If you think that scares me, you’re wrong. I put up with M everyday.
Edmond Kwan
Really Mr. Bond, it’s that BIG.
Jessie
At last! a Penis Mightier!
Mike Rankin
When I woke up this morning, I would have thought I’d be getting a golden shower from a robot.
Rechie
Mister Bond, this is the phase where we put this giant “laser” on the moon, which is directly pointed towards Uranus at this very moment. You see Mister Bond, the key to this plan is this giant “laser”. It was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist, Dr Parsons. Therefore, we shall call it, “The Alan Parsons Project”.
Eric
“Mine’s still bigger.”
Eric
“Yeah, but does it shoot lasers? It … it does? Shit.”
paul
“I’m gonna get you high today Mr.Bond, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job…and you ain’t got shit to do.”
Johnny Bray
Suddenly, Mr. Bond wished he hadn’t cheaped out on the laser eye surgery…
Josh Zyber
AuthorI can already tell that this contest is going to be even harder to judge than the last one.
Bring it on, folks!