We usually like to start contests on Mondays around here, but we just received late word that we have an extra copy of the amazing ‘Bond 50‘ box set en route, and we can’t wait to give our readers the chance to take it home. That’s right, we’re giving away the 23-disc collection that includes all of the James Bond movies from 1962 to present to one of you… for free! Don’t miss this incredible opportunity. Enter our contest today!
As if last week’s ‘Indiana Jones’ contest wasn’t exciting enough, this may be the biggest Blu-ray giveaway that we’ve held so far. When it initially looked like distributor 20th Century Fox wasn’t going to send us a screener of the ‘Bond 50’ box set for review, we went ahead and purchased our own copy. We don’t know what the delay was about, but the studio finally confirmed that it would send us a copy after all. Sure, we could have just let someone on staff keep it, but we prefer to reward our readers. Therefore, without any hesitation at all, we immediately decided to give the spare copy away.
To win the box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest and give us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “You may feel a little pinch.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.)
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, October 5th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck, everyone!
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If you haven’t already, be sure to also vote in our recent 007 polls. Doing so may not affect your odds of winning this contest, but they’re fun.
Fiorentino
Was going to douse you in gold Mr. Bond, but that would be a true waste. This will do nicely and more painful.
Joe
Would you like a cigarette before we begin Mr Bond? I have this fancy new lighter that you are dying to use.
Joe
My robot says your fly is down.
Joe
I’d bet Dr No would have killed for one of these.
Billy Milby
And to think! You thought Operation Grand Slam was about Fort Knox…
Deepak
“I better get a raise after this s***…”
paul
“Don’t just ram it in there like that, this is not a hole in the wall pal, it’s James Bond.”
Daniel Sardella
“After this is over, you’ll be shaken AND stirred.”
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit threatening my arch enemies with giant lasers.”
“Yes, it looks fancy and it was expensive, but all it does is make coffee. A DAMN GOOD cup of coffee.”
Deepak
“Are you sure you don’t wanna just do the gold paint thing again? This seems excessive…”
Kevin McGough
No Mr Bond., I expect you to live and be replaced by 5 other men.
Christian Vye
On second thought, I don’t REALLY need a tummy-tuck!
Henry Garcia
Time for you Enema Mr. Bond.
Reuben
Bond: “We both know how inefficient this is, right? Okay, good, I thought I was the only one.”
Jordan Robison
Dear Lord, Auric, do you think you could get a bigger laser?
Bane
The punishment for allowing Gangnam Style to escape Korea.
Kelly
I question the effectiveness of the serum if I need THAT much.
Jordan Robison
I have to tell you, Goldfinger, I’m genuinely afraid of oversized needles.
Jon Erdman
When I said I was into Kinky things, this wasn’t QUITE what I had in mind…
Jordan Robison
Hey Goldfinger, how come that thing isn’t gold?
Baked Waker
This little thing both shakes and stirs.
Jordan Robison
Seriously, couldn’t you have just got Oddjob to rough me up a bit?
Jordan Robison
(Men in background)
What does Mr. Goldfinger think he’s gonna do with our X-Ray machine?
paul
“I saw this in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it.”
Jordan Robison
(Bond)
Why couldn’t I have been wearing my dinner jacket? This would have looked much cooler.
Jim
Betcha didn’t bring one of these, did you, Mr. Bond? That’s the CHICAGO WAY!
Jim
Got this from the Adam & Eve catalog. Never thought we’d get to use it! Mind turning over?
paul
“I’ve got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?”
Jordan Robison
I have just one request, Goldfinger, don’t turn my DB5 into gold.
Jim
The death laser wasn’t nearly as expensive as hiring Johnny Cash and the Tennessee Two to operate it.
Mike Rankin
When I told your nurse I was a giant, I didn’t expect this.