We usually like to start contests on Mondays around here, but we just received late word that we have an extra copy of the amazing ‘Bond 50‘ box set en route, and we can’t wait to give our readers the chance to take it home. That’s right, we’re giving away the 23-disc collection that includes all of the James Bond movies from 1962 to present to one of you… for free! Don’t miss this incredible opportunity. Enter our contest today!
As if last week’s ‘Indiana Jones’ contest wasn’t exciting enough, this may be the biggest Blu-ray giveaway that we’ve held so far. When it initially looked like distributor 20th Century Fox wasn’t going to send us a screener of the ‘Bond 50’ box set for review, we went ahead and purchased our own copy. We don’t know what the delay was about, but the studio finally confirmed that it would send us a copy after all. Sure, we could have just let someone on staff keep it, but we prefer to reward our readers. Therefore, without any hesitation at all, we immediately decided to give the spare copy away.
To win the box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest and give us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “You may feel a little pinch.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.)
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, October 5th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck, everyone!
If you haven’t already, be sure to also vote in our recent 007 polls. Doing so may not affect your odds of winning this contest, but they’re fun.
This never happened to the other chap.
YES! This reference actually crossed my mind.
You see Mr. Bond, I simply want a free copy of the Bond 50 box set. You can give it to me, or you can use your imagination with my giant needle pointing at your midsection…
In the future, you will be contacted about reprising your role in a fourth Indiana Jones movie. If you promise you’ll turn them down, I’ll let you live.
I’m going to my happy place… I’m going to my happy place…
And this is going where, exactly?
“Wait, you’re NOT George Lazenby? Okay you’re free to go.”
“I’d control the needle with my iPhone 5 but it hasn’t shipped yet. My apologies, Mr. Bond.”
Goldfinger, you are a prick..
Bond: I already told you, I don’t have any tattoo’s
“Now, Mr. Bond… pull the robot’s finger.”
Now, you will suffer the fate of all who still watch Goldfinger on VHS, Mr. Bond!
“Yes, this needle will be painful, Mr.Bond, but look at it this way. We had to watch Denise Richards as nuclear physicist ‘Christmas Jones’ in The World Is Not Enough!”
Between this and Indy you guys are making me WISH I hadn’t won anything this year!
Trust us, Mr. Connery, just do this one sputnik sex scene and we’ll have you hay-wrestling with Honor Blackman in no time.
“If you didn’t choose ‘Oddjob” during Goldeneye multiplayer all those times, we wouldn’t be here right now. I told you it was cheap and now you’ll pay, Mr. Bond.”
We are now in 1080p, Mr. Bond, but I am still stuck with this clunky laser that takes five technicians to operate!
Oh No! Not my mojo!
“If you think this needle is a bit excessive, try buying seemingly random three movie sets of your films only to then have to purchase one big box set, Mr. Bond!”
“I apologize, Mr Bond, but I left my bigger needle in the car.”
I call it “plastic surgery” and it will be worth gold!
“This one is for Zardoz.”
Auric watched Zardoz and felt the need to seek revenge… who could blame him?
I don’t think this was mentioned in my job description…
…that’ what she said.
1. One zap should take care of them Mr.Bond. Now what did you say her name was?
2. I’m sorry Mr. Bond, even with the microscope we are still having a hard time finding it.
3. Trust me when I say this will hurt you much more than me.
4. This is last time I go drinking with M!
This is not what I expected when I told him I wanted a belly button ring!
“WAIT … I think I see a spider … I’m deathly afraid of spiders!!!!”
It’s the only one big enough to pluck those annoying eyebrows of yours, Mr Bond.
Come in for a free quote on your lasik surgery today at Golfinger’s Goldeneyes.
“Like a good neighbor State Farm is there.”