Isn’t it about time we had another contest? I think so. How about we give away some free copies of ‘Black Swan’ on Blu-ray? Follow after the break for the rules on how you can win!
I’m sure you already know what ‘Black Swan’ is. The movie just won Natalie Portman an Oscar and was also nominated for Best Picture. In case you’ve been living in a cave cut off from all human contact for the past year or something, here’s the studio PR blurb:
Starring Natalie Portman in her Academy Award® winning role*, BLACK SWAN is a seductive yet haunting film that will leave you breathless. Directed by innovator Darren Aronofsky (The Wrestler), this Best Picture nominated film boasts a wealth of talent including Portman (Closer), in the performance of her career, as well as Mila Kunis (Date Night), Winona Ryder (Girl, Interrupted) and Vincent Cassel (Ocean’s Twelve). In the film that Daily Variety hailed as “…wicked, sexy and ultimately devastating… fascinating,” Natalie Portman’s mesmerizing transformation into the Black Swan leaves you breathless – and wanting to see it again. Become part of the haunting phenomenon and own BLACK SWAN on Blu-ray or DVD on March 29th from Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment.
BLACK SWAN follows the story of Nina (Natalie Portman), a ballerina in the New York City Ballet trying to make it to the top. When artistic director Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel) decides to replace prima ballerina Beth MacIntyre (Winona Ryder) for the opening production of their new season, Swan Lake, Nina is his first choice. But a new dancer, Lily (Mila Kunis), also impresses Leroy and becomes Nina’s competition. Nina fits the White Swan role perfectly with her innocence and grace, but Lily is the personification of the Black Swan with her fiery personality. As the two young dancers expand their rivalry into a twisted friendship, Nina begins to get more in touch with her dark side with a recklessness that threatens to destroy her.
And here’s the trailer.
Freaky, huh?
The movie is being released on Blu-ray tomorrow, but we’ve got two copies to give away.
How do you win? That’s simple. We’re doing this as another photo caption contest, because those are always fun. All you need to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image, then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. Something like, for example:
“AFLAC!”
Yeah, that’s right, I just took that one. So you’ve got to come up with something even better. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have two copies of the Blu-ray to give away.
Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, April 1st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
Vinnie
don’t forget your towel
Mike Karnia
Where’s Mila?! I need some more lovin’!
Carlos Muñoz
Sometimes i look in mirror, and stare at the wall, and in the back of my mind i hear my conscience call!
Anthony Rinaldo
Dammit!Seth Rogen farted into my pillow again!
Brady Clay
Doing those Star Wars prequels still haunts me at night. Fúck George Lucas.
Matt Schmieding
That’s the wall I’m gonna bash Sarah Lane’s head into…
Eric
I told the Shaggy Dog to keep his paws to himself, but he never listens!
Michael
Milk was a bad choice!
Matt Schmieding
I always knew my finance would try to get kinky withe me on set one day.
ZOM-B.com
This is so going to win me an Oscar.
There’s something I need to get off my chest.
I’m back in the Princess Leia hair buns… how the hell did this happen?
Mr. Magorium’s Fucking Emporium… what the hell was I thinking?
I’m sure they can fix these bloodshot eyes in post, right?
Matt Schmieding
Either my breasts are on fire or i’m bursting milk already!
Matt Schmieding
Wait till we have to tell our kid how I got this job…
Matt Hinkley
Double pink eye, that will teach me to sleep with a friends pillow over my face…
Brian T.
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darnit people like me”
Brian T.
No doubles were required for this photo
Trevor Bornholz
The Eye of Sauron ain’t got nothing on me!
This could really be a new look for me..
..i need blood to feed..
I saw the sun..and it burned the hell out of my eyes..i saw the sun
John Merrill
I really need a new job. I just can’t get enough sleep.
tmc917
Does this dress make me look pale?
Justin Erik Hall
There is no Nina, only Zuul.
Dan Hollywood
Uh…excuse me do I watch you go to the bathroom? Go away..
Dave Beckner
I always get felt up by a sheepdog before every performance.
Samuel Garcia
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls!
Dave
“For that creepy goth look, use REDEYE”
or
“Natalie Portman, now with superpowers!”
Samuel Garcia
I am a swan but me crouched like this can you see my beaver?
Chad Lawless
: “….and though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to SHIVER! For no mere mortal can resist, the evil of… the THRILLER!!!!! A-hahahahaha-ha-ha HAAA-ha-ha-hahaha-ha ha!”
~Excerpted from Darren Arronofsky’s “Thriller” video remake
Chad Lawless
Whoops! That was SUPPOSED to read:
(cue Vincent Price voiceover):“….and though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to SHIVER! For no mere mortal can resist, the evil of… (cue Natalie Portman stare into mirror and freeze-frame)the THRILLER!!!!! A-hahahahaha-ha-ha HAAA-ha-ha-hahaha-ha ha!”
~Excerpted from Darren Arronofsky’s “Thriller” video remake
(hope that makes more sense now….)
Jared Chamberlain
Do you think I look fat? Be honest. Just know that if you say yes I’ll eat your soul…
Kevin M Combes
“I could have sworn red eye would win the format war!”
Brad Wilson
I am a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That’s right.
Chad Lawless
Psycho Swan Ballerina Outfit: $495
Pale “Living Dead” Makeup by Mac: $132
Blood Red Eye Contacts: $85
Scaring the crap out of Trick-Or-Treating kids at your Hollywood estate: Priceless!
Heather O'Hare
God I hate Mondays.
Chad Lawless
Love it! Nicely done, Heather!