Avengers: Infinity War

Avengers: Infinity War Contest Results

Ready for some avenging? It’s time to give away that UHD Blu-ray copy of Avengers: Infinity War we promised last week.

As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:

And the winner is…

Honorable Mentions

  1. cardpetree: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Adam C: That look when you hear about the Disney/Fox merger, and realize you may be asked to be Captain America and The Human Torch in the same movie
  3. Tom A: It’s times like this that make me wish I’d stuck to punching out fake Hitler.
  4. Evan D: Gotta make it to the Star Trek auditions before Pratt beats me to it!
  5. Ken O: Get the president on the phone. It’s time to call in…….the Space Force!!!!
  6. Csm101: And another one gone, another one gone,
    Another one turns to dust.
  7. njscorpio: When the previews show Hulk fighting by your side, but only Bruce shows up.
  8. J Chang: I am really regretting eating that whole burrito right now…
  9. Ronald O: Captain America could really go for some Captain Morgan rum right about now!
  10. Jordan: Noooooo I won’t sign a new contract!!!!
  11. Eric R: If only that snap had erased “Rise of the Silver Surfer”…
  12. Nick: It was then that Steve remembered he definitely left the stove on before shipping off to Europe in 1941.
  13. Paul D: “I really didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition…”
  14. George K: Captain Mullet: Party in the front, super hero in the back
  15. Joe W: “All they are is dust in the wind, all they are is cough cough, ahh I just got Bucky dust in my mouth”
  16. Mark B: Why Omarosa, WHYYYYY???
  17. Chris M: How I am not the hottest Chris in this movie?!?!?!
  18. Nestor: ICE detained Black Panther?!?! And they leave the murderous illegal alien who is trying to take over the world????
  19. Ryan C: “If I don’t make it, someone delete all of my Tweets!”
  20. VinnieD: How Donald Trump envisions himself fighting back the illegals from wall.
  21. Mica: Steve Rogers ultimately decided that the best way to protect the mind stone was to do so while stoned out of his mind.
  22. Matt: Can’t. Close. Mouth.
    Beard. Too. Heavy.
  23. Scott J: “Are you seriously watching this movie on a phone? $400M and many months of work to make this movie and you’re watching it on a PHONE?”
  24. Elizabeth: Chris Evans suddenly realizes what it must feel like to be the single black character in basically every Marvel movie.
  25. Manish P: I need another 70 year nap.

The Winner!

Cesar came in near the end with what turned out to be my favorite entry:

Chris Rock is joining the cast? Argh! With another Chris, it’ll be even harder to tell us apart!

Congratulations to Cesar for winning Avengers: Infinity War on Blu-ray and Ultra HD, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.


  1. njscorpio

    Okay, that got a genuine laugh out of me. Like Chris Evans is really as disconnected as Captain America, and just hears of another actor named Chris without knowing what he looks like.

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