Yes, we’re really doing this. One box set. Four movies. Over 50 hours of bonus features. A $139.99 value. And it can be yours for free! We’re giving away the ‘Alien Anthology’ on Blu-ray. All you have to do is make me laugh. It shouldn’t be that difficult. I’m easily amused.
All right now, listen up. I want this thing to go smooth and by the numbers.
The ‘Alien Anthology‘ box set contains all four blockbuster movies from the ‘Alien’ series and far too much supplemental content to list here. Digging into this set may take you the better part of a month.
The version we’re giving away is the standard box set packaging, not the limited edition collectible alien egg.
If you’ve paid attention to any of our other recent contests, you should know how this goes. This is another photo caption contest. To win this Blu-ray box set, all you have to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image, then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “Gross! I told you, no tongue!”
It’s that simple. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We only have one prize pack to give away.
We have one important rule change this time. Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. Winners of our previous contests are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, November 5th. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
HuskerGuy
Ripley was horrified to find out an alien’s mouth isn’t the only part of it that produces a second head.
Shayne Blakeley
Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix.
Josh75
Alien: “Cell Phones these days, you never know where to put’em”.
Josh75
This is what I get for being in “You Again”, Damn you Betty White!
Todd
“The Girl Who Kicked the Alien’s Nest”
Scott Dexter
Phew, was it ALL onions on that pizza you ate?!?!
Gregg Condon
Ripley: I said “Just the tip” a-hole.
Alex Koss
I just knew Fisting got you all wet
Brian Haney
Ripley ” ive only got two things, no tounge and where the are the mentos?”
Chad Sachs
I’ll never let go, Jack. I promise.
GabeTheBabe
Ripley: I don’t kiss on the first da… oh wait.. nevermind.
Brian
Dear God you breath smells like Old Man.
Alex Koss
Ripley: Deep Throating is one thing, But Deep Throating that . . .
Matt Hinkley
I told you us getting in the shower was a bad idea…now you are all slimy
Ociel Zetina
De Len guita Mami!!!
Eric W.
“Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time.”
J Chang
Ripley: Why, yes, I do have an innie.
Chad Sachs
“mom… do you ever not feel, ‘fresh’ down there?
Frank
Come on, give me some sugar baby.
Bryan Lazarony
“OK OK, I’m sorry for smoking that cigarette on Avatar.”
Chad Sachs
XENOMORPH: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO 3D AVATAR BLURAY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!?!?!” WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL ME TO BUY A 3D TV THEN!?!?
Steve Simon
Alien: “Yuck, whats wrong with Sig’s ear?”
Off camera, James Cameron: “Cut! Can make-up come over here and take care of this hermaphrodites right ear? Jeez”
Off camera: sound of serveral members of crew hurling.
donricouga
Alien : I’m loving your lovely lady lumps.
Ripley : You really don’t want me. I’ve been in
more laps than a napkin
luzitano81
Sigourney: Surprisingly, this is still less awkward than working with Bill Murray.
Sam Jaquith
Least your’s is bigger than Farve’s!
Trevorlopolis Stonewall-Blindhate Leapold-Bornholz
Eh Baby, do i make you feel wet?
Chad Sachs
Alien: Please tell Mr. Fincher to say it to my face… then I will be on set…
Nick McMahan
Would you f**k me? I’d f**k me. I’d f**k me so hard.
Carlos Munoz
By far, you have the worst case of Halitosis EVER!!!!!
John
God, does your breath stink!