Yes, we’re really doing this. One box set. Four movies. Over 50 hours of bonus features. A $139.99 value. And it can be yours for free! We’re giving away the ‘Alien Anthology’ on Blu-ray. All you have to do is make me laugh. It shouldn’t be that difficult. I’m easily amused.
All right now, listen up. I want this thing to go smooth and by the numbers.
The ‘Alien Anthology‘ box set contains all four blockbuster movies from the ‘Alien’ series and far too much supplemental content to list here. Digging into this set may take you the better part of a month.
The version we’re giving away is the standard box set packaging, not the limited edition collectible alien egg.
If you’ve paid attention to any of our other recent contests, you should know how this goes. This is another photo caption contest. To win this Blu-ray box set, all you have to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image, then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “Gross! I told you, no tongue!”
It’s that simple. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We only have one prize pack to give away.
We have one important rule change this time. Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. Winners of our previous contests are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, November 5th. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
Adam
Ripley: “This is the last time I take bikram yoga with a xenomorph!”
Sando
ok rupert, i’ll do avatar 2 !
Dov Frankel
Please, be gentle…
Daniel
Get that penis in your mouth away from me!
Alex
It’s a little known fact that Xenomorph saliva is actually a folk remedy for head lice.
Terry
at least he isn’t blue
Alex
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Alex
H.R. Giger’s prom night was very interesting indeed….
Terry
In best Dennis Hopper voice
“DON’T YOU F&%@ING LOOK AT ME!”
Adam
Ripley: “No I will not vote Republican!”
Sandy
Do I have anything in my teeth?
Christian Rankin
Alien: “You dropped the soap.”
Ripley: “Yeah…I know.”
Christian
Alien: “You sure do got a purdy mouth.”
Christian
Alien: “Wanna breed?”
Ripley: “Tempting but…NO!”
Teddy
Willow reference FTW!
Alex
Nice doggy… Nice doggy…..
Director’s cut: Nice cow… Nice cow…..
Jane Morgan
Sigourney Weaver struggles to read her cue card in Bertolucci’s “Last Tango In Fiorina”
Alex
“Do you want this body?”
“Is this a trick question?”
Adam
In space everyone can see you sweat.
Sean
When this ship’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’
Andrew
Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness! Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life! Mentos, the freshmaker!
HuskerGuy
Do I look a little teal to you?
HuskerGuy
Another variation – Can’t . . . stand . . . to look at . . . the teal!
Dick Ward
Remember, remember the 5th of November, when this contest ends and Josh decides that he’s going to let Bonus View staff win after all. And by Bonus View staff I mean me. And by win, I mean just send it to me already, wouldya? 🙂
Todd
Teal is my favorite color.
Todd
I love my women shaved.
Todd
I Can’t believe those blue bastards thought a stupid tree would save your life.
Todd
Believe it or not, Ripley, you’re dead.
HuskerGuy
Where is your tree God now!
Josh75
It’s bad enough your saliva acid ruined my hair, and now you want to have a staring contest.
Josh75
Your Eyes say bye, but your tongue says “How about I spend the night in your hypersleep chamber.”
Josh75
Ripley:”Is this one of the bad sequels I was supposed to be in?”
Alien:”You got off easy, I still have 1 more, and 2 SPINOFFS!”
Josh75
Ripley: “EWWWW,I didn’t know when alien’s got boners it would come out of their mouth”.
HuskerGuy
My mind is telling me no, but my body, my body is telling me yessssssssss!!!