Great Scott! It’s time to give away that copy of ‘Man of Steel’ we promised you last week. But look at all those contest entries we received! And they’re all so hilarious! How will we ever sort through them and pick just one winner? This looks like a job for Superman.
As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:
Oh, did you ever come through for us on that!
- Csm101: “Hey ladies, the symbol on my chest doesn’t really stand for hope, or even Superman… It stands for SEXY!” (Actually it stands for Sears.)
- Alex: Kryptonian Spring Break!!! Woo!!!!!!
- Steven L: “I’m getting a super boner.”
- David S: “So this is what you women do when you go to the bathroom together?”
- Art A: Trust me… he ain’t the Man of Steel where it counts!
- Mike A: “Here we are. This should stop her from licking her stitches.”
- Jason N: This is a little move I like to call Menage A Lois.
- Shayne B: Earth Girls Are Easy
- Kyle: I know, I’m not one to talk standing here in spandex with a red cape, but you just look ridiculous.
- Tyler: Man of WOOD is more like it.
- Michael L: This never happened to the other guy…
- Doug A: Beats by Zod is what’s in this holiday season.
- Matt B: Okay, I can work with this… a hairnet, some dark highlights, she’ll be good.
- Carl C: OK, he’s looking at us again so I have to be quick. Listen carefully, Go to Ebay.com and search for “X-ray vision scrambler hairnet”. Believe me, you’ll thank me later.
- Allan L: So… did Zooey Deschanel give off too much of a Margot Kidder vibe?
- Domenick R: “I’ve seen this movie, if we don’t get this off you, Jigsaw is going to blow your head off!”
- David S: “Here, put this over your ears to cope with the insanely loud 7.1 dts mix.”
- NJScorpio: “Wait, our whole race doesn’t dress in this gaudy blue and red? Where can I get one of those black outfits?”
- Jacob: Wow! I can’t believe you still play a Nintendo Virtual Boy!
- Eric W: “Lois, you are still in the running to become America’s… Next… Top… Model.”
- Pedram: Where can I get one of those sweet bluetooth headsets? Using a phone while flying can be so distracting.
- Peter: “Don’t hurt Lois. She hasn’t been able to get into the healthcare website.”
- Jeff W: Go ahead and kill her… I’ll just reverse the Earth’s rotation and go back in time and save her anyway.
- Rob: You’ll love this. They’re ribbed… for OUR pleasure.
- EM: Truth, justice, and the occasional three-way.
That photo obviously inspired the best (and worst) in you. If the competition weren’t so stiff (no pun intended), any one of those Honorable Mentions could have been a winner.
Nevertheless, for this entry, I picture Andi W. holding up a microphone, dropping it onto the stage and walking away.
“Two girls, one cape.”
BOOM! That’s a winner.
Congratulations to Andi for winning ‘Man of Steel‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest. This one was a whole lot of fun to judge.