When I wrote up last week’s ‘Game of Thrones’ contest post, I had originally started with a different picture for readers to caption. I’m glad that I found another one and changed it at the last minute, because I think this one offered a better opportunity for funnier captions. You sure seem to have come through on that front.
Here’s the picture I settled on:
Honorable Mentions
- Alex: You see what happens? All kinds of crazy sports get added when you let Russia host the Olympics.
- Joseph K: I guess the question is, is that sword too big, too small, or just right? Are you feeling lucky?
- Robb: Ok, but after this game, I have to go sit on the throne, if you know what I mean.
- Tom A: The medieval equivalent of bringing a knife to a gunfight.
- Matthew S: I drink your Porridge, I drink it up!
- Chase D: If you ask me “What does the Fox say?” ONE more time…
- Bernie W: This situation is un-bearable.
- Shayne B: “Come out to King’s Landing, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”
- Csm101: “This bear shits on a toilet, outta my way lady!”
- Aaron M: Tilda Swinton’s audition tape for Star Wars Episode VII.
- shawn: My what big teeth you have.
- Rich86: Hey – I said NO TONGUES!!
- Vasilis: My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
- David S: An argument over whether or not Brave deserved to win the Oscar for best animated feature escalates quickly.
- NJScorpio:
“…just bear with me!”- “I SAID STOP WITH THE BEAR PUNS!”“I can understand how my appearance gives you paws…”
– “STOP! I’ll STAB YOU! I SWEAR!”
“Well, that’s a bit grizzly.”
- Adam C: To be fair to the bear, she does look just like a salmon.
- JonathanL: “C’mon, I’ve swallowed bigger…”
- Robert: Excuse me, I just ate two Starks and a Lannister. Which way to the woods?
- Ross: As unlikely as it seemed, in a few distant corners of the realm the debate between Blu-ray and HD-DVD bitterly raged on…
- Gena: Oh no! She used the last of the Charmin!
The Winner!
Dominique won me over with several great entries, but this one was my favorite:
“Wait, guys, I thought you said this was barely a chall– ……….. ‘bear’ly a challenge.. ah, I see what you did there.”
That just kills me.
Congratulations to Dominique for winning ‘Game of Thrones: The Complete Third Season‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.
If you’re curious, here was the original image I almost went with:
Feel free to caption that in the Comments for fun. My suggestion: “Curses, He-Man! Eternia will be mine yet!”
David Staschke
“We had a bunch of material left over after building those tents so I fugured, ‘What the hell… why not make myself some clothes?’ So what do you think? Snazzy, right? And the this mask really ties it all together, doesn’t it?”
Shannon Nutt
My older brother gets to guard the Holy Grail in an Indiana Jones film…I get this shit.
David Staschke
“Does this ridiculously over-the-top outfit make me look fat?”
David Staschke
“One of these days I’m gonna get me a neck.”
David Staschke
“I picked out this wardrobe from the Orc-Sheik winter catalog.”
Timcharger
I was robbed!!!
I was Robb Starked!!!
Not even an Honorable Mention…
…guess I should have kept my word and married one of Josh’s daughters.
Timcharger
Good call, Josh on changing the picture.
Timcharger
* (One star) only for the Video rating.
You can clearly see in this screen capture,
HBO did not bother to clean off a piece of hair from the film.
Csm101
The guy from Willow got lost in the snow.
Csm101
“This clever disguise will surely get me in.”
Csm101
Leatherface’s earliest known ancestor. They called him bone face, but those closest to him called him boner face.
David Staschke
Hahaha! Awesome!
Timcharger
Is that a giant snowball rolling towards me? And is that Val Kilmer in that snowball? Val Kilmer in drag? And he’s crawling with brownies? How gross! Brownies! Why is that hobbit holding a baby on a sled coming towards me, too? Oh no! I’ve been asking myself too many questions again and will be hit by the snowba…
Csm101
Flea markets were just as popular back then.
Csm101
Even in medieval times, convicted sex offenders were not allowed to the village tent parties.
Peter
These boyscout camping trips are fun, but haven’t we been out here kind of a long time?