He’s fast. He’s furious. He has tattoos. He’s ex-treeeeme, baby! Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) has returned to skate and surf and save the world, not necessarily in that order. We have an extra copy of ‘xXx: Return of Xander Cage‘. It could be yours if you enter our contest. Totally dope!
The prize in question is the 4k Ultra HD + Blu-ray (2D) combo pack. To win a copy, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Hey there, Vin. You’re Groot, I’m Nick Fury. Any chance you can help a Marvel buddy out with a role in Furious 9?”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Thursday, May 18th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Greg
“Oh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?”
NJScorpio
1. You could be getting CASH BACK on all your extreme sports equipment purchases. What’s in your wallet?
Jared Martin
“So you get paid to say only three words in your movie? Check out my next script:”
“Mothaf**ka, motha…f**ka. You mothaf**ka.”
Jared Martin
“I need a cool stage name like yours, Vin. Help me out.”
“Black Clooney.”
“You mothaf**ka.”
Derek
Can I please just go one script without saying “motherf$%#er? I’m not a motherf$^%ing meme!
Elizabeth
I don’t care what Charlize says about your technique, you certainly didn’t kiss me like a dead fish.
Look Samuel, I’ve already told you twice. I don’t want to star in a Twins remake with you.
Filming of the XXX sequel was halted for days when an intense staring contest broke out.
Damn man, I though you were full of crap but I really can see your hair grow Just standing here.
Derek
Hell no you can’t go to the bathroom! You know where you can go? The f#$% to sleep!
T.J. Kats
You’re two best roles are Groot and The Iron Giant notice the similarities???
NJScorpio
2. “Sam, how’d they get you back for another one of these?”
“I live my life a quarter-million dollar cameo at a time.”
NJScorpio
3. “…because it’s all about family.”
“Family?”
“…all about the quarter mile…”
“What?”
“Between the fourth and fifth rib. That’s where I usually go.”
“You’ve lost me.”
“I’ll put a twist at the end if I wanna make sure.”
“I’m going to get going…”
Derek
Look Vin, I’m sorry but I already told you I can’t get you into the next Star Wars movie.
Brian
You shoot fast… you shoot furious… now you shoot triple xxx rated….
Brian
You don’t feel wrong shooting a triple xxx movie in a church?
Brian
Rated XXX for all image, no story.
NJScorpio
4.
Low grumble. – Vin
Loud expletive. – Sam
Lower grumble. – Vin
Louder expletive. – Sam
Scott David
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee, as well as what’s in my wallet.
Scott David
To Vin: You know what this is like? It’s like those old movies we both love. Now, I’m going to tell you my whole plan, and then I’m going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you, and you’ll find an equally convoluted way to escape, now let’s pray.
Jim
“You mumble. Did I just hear you say something about The Fat and the Frivolous #9 ?”
Yusuf S Nasrullah
“I’m one of the Hateful Eight, you hateful bait!”
Jonathan
Jackson, “Vin, I’m a big fan of your work!”
Diesel, “Yeah?”
Jackson, “Hell yeah! Your best work has to be when you say, “I am Groot.””
Diesel, “… but, that’s my only line in two movies.”
Jackson, “Exactly.”
Jonathan
Jackson, “Hey Vin, do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Paris???”
Diesel, “I am Groot?”
Kyle
TItle: XXX
Main Character: Xander Cage
Starring Actor: Vin Diesel
Actresses named Asia and Rose
How are these not porn?
Csm101
“Can you believe that fool mistaked me for Laurence Fishburne!!?”
“What a dummy, he obviously didn’t see your Academy Award winning performance from Training Day.”
Csm101
“Can you come back later, Sam? Getting out of character is as psychologically draining as it is getting into.”
Csm101
“Finally we’re alone at last!! That Ice Cube is a lingerer!”
Derek
Okay, tell me again why I’m supposed to believe Dom Torreto and Xander Cage aren’t the same character.
Csm101
“Hey Vin, I wish I had your acting chops!”
…said no one, EVER!!
Weezleteets
Augustus Eugene Gibbons to XXX – Who told you to bring ^%#$&$%^&#in snakes?
Dan
Didn’t I tell you, I knew you wouldn’t burst into flames coming in here..
Csm101
The best way to view this movie is through rose colored glasses. Ask Samuel Jackson.