Underworld: Blood Wars

‘Underworld: Blood Wars’ Contest Results

Get ready for a good time, because one of our readers is going home with Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather dominatrix outfit… in her movie ‘Underworld: Blood Wars’, of course! Let’s give away that Ultra HD + Blu-ray combo pack.

As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:

And the winner is…

Honorable Mentions

  1. Warner: Yes most men use these do all their thinking with!
  2. Elizabeth: “Just a warning folks. Those ‘genuine’ Phantasm balls they’re selling on eBay don’t work. I’ve been throwing this ball for hours and it still hasn’t sadistically chased and killed someone.”
  3. Csm101: Cassius- “Speaking of balls, I’m sweating mine off in this leather garb. Whew!!”
  4. Jared M: “Is there a Pokestop near here? I’m down to my last Pokeball”
  5. Paul A: “It has recently come to our attention that Lycans have problems with off-speed pitches. So…today we will learn the proper technique for throwing a circle change-up.”
  6. John D: “I’ll give my left testicle to whoever can stop more of these movies from being made.”
  7. Tim E: “All right, which one of you put pepper in the salt shaker?”
  8. TAbraham: You guys are a bunch of stiffs. I’m taking my ball and going home.
  9. Timothy M: Yes… the other one is in her purse. Any other questions?
  10. Doofus88: “To sell real estate, it takes two brass balls. To kill Lycans, it takes one large silver ball.”
  11. Derek: What I have here is the box office collected from Allegiant.
  12. Phillip S: a room full of vampires….. I brought the disco ball
  13. Mark B: Guy in the background – i hope thats an air freshener cause this leather has really sealed in the flavor
  14. Ronald O: I don’t know about you..but I’m having a ball tonight!
  15. Julian: “You think our movie franchise has dropped the ball? You have seen nothing yet. Allow me to show you how you REALLY drop the ball.”
  16. jr0808: “The one thing they never tell you about being a vampire? The kidney stones.”
  17. NJScorpio: “…and Slytherin grabs the Golden Snitch…”
  18. Jim S: “….and for my next act I’ll need a volunteer from the audience”
  19. Carl C: I’m telling you it’s true. These new energy efficient light bulbs last twice as long.
  20. Jason F: I have a thermal detonator, so where’s Jabba?

The Winner!

We have a lot of good entries here, but unfortunately only one can win. Alex made me laugh the most with this one:

And in our war with the Lycans, we have a new strategy: the great and eternal game of…. fetch.

Congratulations to Alex for winning ‘Underworld: Blood Wars‘ on Ultra HD and Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.

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