Contest: Win ‘The Transformers: The Movie’ on Blu-ray!

After all is said and done, you’ve never walked, you’ve never run. You’re a winner!… Or, at least, you could be a winner if you enter our contest for a totally awesome copy of ‘The Transformers: The Movie’ on Blu-ray! Rad!!

Yes, we’re giving away the 1986 box office flop beloved animated cult masterpiece ‘The Transformers: The Movie‘ so that you can relive one of your childhood traumas all over again.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Fifty bucks for an oil change? I knew bringing it to the dealership would be a ripoff!”

We have one (slightly used) copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The cover art has a small bit of damage but the disc itself is in perfect shape.

The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Thursday, September 15th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. NJScorpio

    2) Hot Rod – “In nomine Patri, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti. May God have mercy on you, and grant you the pardon of all your sins. Whosesoever sins you remit on Earth, they are remitted unto them in Heaven. ”

    Optimus Prime – “Aaarrrrrgghghaaaaarrrrrr!!!!”

  2. Csm101

    Optimus: “Thank you Perceptor,for doing all you could. Hot rod, orange and fuschia don’t match. Ultra Magnus, I’m going to pass the matrix of leadership to you, try not to get blown up,okay? And…hello gorgeous, who the hell are you?”

  3. NJScorpio

    3) Optimus Prime – But it wasn’t a dream. It was a place, and you, and you, and you… and you were there. But you couldn’t have been, could you?

    Hot Rod: We dream lots of silly things when we…

    Optimus Prime: No, Hot Rod. This is a real, truly live action place. And I remember that some of it wasn’t very nice, and everyone looked like metal spaghetti. But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, ‘I want to go home.’ And they sent me home. Doesn’t anybody believe me?

  4. Csm101

    If you could read their thoughts…
    Hot Rod: “Die, die Optimus. The franchise must move forward and Hasbro has toys to sell, namely me.”
    Ultra Magnus: 🎶”I got the touch. I got the power…🎶”
    Arcee: “God I hate pink, why am I pink, cause I’m a girl I gotta be pink?! That’s sexist!”
    Optimus: ” if I could pull off this death, I’m going rogue and smuggle drugs through the Mexican border, that’s where the real money’s at. All I have to do is pass this Cracker Jack toy in my chest to Ultra Dumbfuck, and I can get on with my real dream.”
    Perceptor: ” Arcee’s totally not wearing a bra, fuck yeah!”

  5. Csm101

    “Can someone get me a freaking pillow?! This metal slab is not comfortable! I would prefer a memory air foam pillow.”

  6. Csm101

    Come on Optimus, just because your the leader doesn’t mean you have to hog the Transformatic adjustable bed, give us a turn!

  7. TJ Kats

    “Shhhhhh if I lay here really still maybe Michael Bay will think I’m dead and not put me in another of his movies”

  8. Csm101

    “We have terrible news, Optimus! Megatron has been reincarnated as a bigger, badder, more powerful-but-not-as-cool-looking being now known as Galvatron!”
    “Fret not fellow Autobots, for I too will come back bigger, badder, and more powerful than ever before. They will know me as AMAZON PRIME!!” (Membership fees will apply)

  9. Jeremy

    1. I think I’m gonna like this ER reboot!
    2. “Look, we only brought him here because Meineke was packed. Pep Boys will be fine. He’ll pull through.”
    3. Scientists finally have documented proof that watching Michael Bay movies can cause as much physical damage as the previously-documented mental side effects.
    4. “This may not be the best time, Optimus, buuuuuutttt…my annual performance review was due two weeks ago, and I kinda need to know how much money to take when me and the family go to Disney. No rush, though!”
    5. “Should we tell Prime about the card Starscream sent? The Get Well card where he wrote ‘Not so Ford Tough, now, are ya?!'”

  10. 1. Semi trucks should not attempt to skateboard.

    2. “When I came in for a lube job, I wasn’t expecting THAT kind of lube. Where do you plan to stick that again…?”

    3. “Guys, stop looking at me like I’m dying. It was just a fender bender.” *rimshot*

    4. The Autobots were growing concerned as Prime arrived home battle-damaged from yet another wild night out during his midlife crisis.

  11. Jeremy

    6. Prime: “Roooooosebuuudddd…”
    Hot Rod: “No offense, Optimus, but that’s a crappy Autobot name. I mean, what do they transform into? A robot flower? Pfft!”
    7. *SIGH* This kinda thing never happened with the Gobots.
    8. Prime pulls off the impossible and has a worse UFC debut than CM Punk.
    9. The tragic aftermath of the one and only Optimus Prime/Hans Moleman team-up.
    10. “Yikes! You look like you were in a DC movie, Prime!”

  12. William Henley

    1) I’m not sure I am comfortable experimenting this way

    2) Wendy: Hey, he’s like Rudolph.
    Kyle: Yeah! All you have to do is fart some more, Cartman, and the visitors are sure to come!
    Cartman: Really? Uh, I don’t think I have to fart anymore tonight.
    Kyle: Sure you do!
    Stan: Come on Cartman, fart!
    Cartman: I don’t wanna.
    Stan: He can’t hold it in forever.
    Kyle: Fart, damn you!
    Cartman: Okay, that’s does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! [Farts. An anal probe comes out of his butt and expands] I’m sick of it! It’s completely immature.
    Stan: Hey, it’s happening again. [the probe is now a large satellite dish]
    Kyle: Whoa, look at that.
    Stan: Now, do you believe this, Cartman?
    Cartman: You guys can’t scare me! I know you’re making it all up.
    Stan: Cartman, there’s a 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!
    Cartman: Sure, you guys, what-ever. [the dish sends a radio signal out to space] You guys, I am seriously getting pissed off right now! I know there is no such things as aliens! [Three small ships descend, followed by a mothership.] Oh, God damn it!
    Mr. Garrison: [driving by, he stops] What the? I tell you, there’s some crazy stuff going on in this town.
    Mr. Hat: You can say that again, Mr. Garrison.

    3) Cartman: Ah, man, I had this crazy nightmare last night.
    Stan: Really, what about?
    Cartman: Well, I was standing out in a field, and I had this huge satellite dish sticking out of my butt. And then there were… hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
    Stan: That wasn’t a dream, Cartman. That really happened.
    Cartman: Alright. Why don’t I have pinkeye then?
    Kyle: Cartman, you do have pinkeye!
    Cartman: Ahh, son of a bitch!

    4) AUNT EM
    Dorothy. Dorothy, dear. It’s Aunt Em, darling.
    Oh, Auntie Em — it’s you!
    Yes, darling.
    Hello, there! Anybody home? I — I just dropped by because I heard the little girl got caught in the big — Well….she seems all right now.
    She got quite a bump on the head –we kinda thought there for a minute she was going to leave us.
    Oh —
    But I did leave you, Uncle Henry — that’s just the trouble. And I tried to get back for days and days.
    There, there, lie quiet now. You just had a bad dream.
    No —
    Sure — remember me — your old pal, Hunk?
    And me — Hickory?
    You couldn’t forget my face, could you?
    No. But it wasn’t a dream — it was a place. And you — and you — and you — and you were there.
    Oh —
    (others laugh)
    But you couldn’t have been, could you?
    Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we —
    No, Aunt Em — this was a real, truly live place. And I remember that some of it wasn’t very nice…but most of it was beautiful.
    But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, I want to go home. And they sent me home. Doesn’t anybody believe me?
    Of course we believe you, Dorothy.
    Oh, but anyway, Toto, we’re home Home! And this is my room — and you’re all here! And I’m not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all! And — Oh, Auntie Em — there’s no place like home!

    • William Henley

      LOL, you are certainly pandering to Josh on that one. Too bad you are not in the USA, you probably would have won!

  13. NJScorpio


    “What’s wrong with Optimus?”

    “His human thought he’d be funny and stuck ‘truck nuts’ on him. When he transformed, they got jammed up inside of him. We have perform surgery.”

    “So we have to neuter Optimus Prime?”

    “Well, they wedged up inside of him, so I guess we are spaying Optimus Prime.”

  14. Jason

    Perceptor: Optimus…. Putting on spinning rims will not help you at this point…
    Optimus: But it will look so amazing at the funeral…