Table for Two, Please – Win ‘The Host’ on Blu-ray

Due to the holiday, we didn’t hold a contest last week. This disappointed me as much as anyone. Fortunately, with a return to normal scheduling, we’re back with a new giveaway. This week, enter for your chance to win Stephenie Meyer’s alien invasion drama ‘The Host‘ on Blu-ray… Oh, come on. Don’t glare at me like that. It’s a slow release week, and free is free. Even if you’re not interested in the prize, surely you may be interested in making fun of the movie? I’ll try to make it easy for you.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “Open wide and say Ahhh.”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, July 12th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. NJScorpio

    I kinda feel bad for whoever wins this one….

    1) “Where are the pizza rolls? WHERE. ARE. THE. PIZZA. ROLLS!?”

    2) “FOUND YOU!”

    3) “I see the eyelash…hold still…”

  2. William Henley

    Mulder: Scully, don’t you believe in aliens yet? Come on, we are getting younger!
    Scully: I’m sorry, but I just don’t see the evidence to tie aliens to this. There has to be some hallucajenic drug or something at work here. We can’t rule out bioterrorism.

    • William Henley

      Mulder: Come on, Scully, look at this, look at this!
      Scully: Mulder… it’s a flashlight. Are you going to help me or not?

    • William Henley

      You still have an e-mail address? You really are an alien aren’t you? No human still uses AOL.

  3. Mark

    Max: Let’s go over this one more time.
    Saoirse: Sure.
    Max: Now, after I burn the making of this film from your retinas, you do it to me? Got it?
    Saoirse: Got it.
    MAx: Okay, hold still and keep your eyes open no matter what.
    Saoirse: Trust me, I wont have a issue keeping them open. Hurry I can feel another migraine coming on.

  4. Barsoom Bob

    It worked for J and K. You will forget you ever made this movie.

    Before we get it on, Josh told me to check your eyes to make sure nobody slipped you any black goo. I do have standards when it comes to alien sex.

    What the hell was in that punch! You should see your pupils.

  5. Timcharger

    My way of combating the high cost of healthcare
    is to get rid of the reclining chair and to use
    a handheld flashlight. Now, let’s check for
    cavities, open wide and say Ahhh…

  6. Timcharger

    “I told you a thousand times, stop leaving the
    refridgerator door open.”

    “You hid in the dark with a flashlight to catch

    “We need to save on our power bill for the
    upcoming B&N Criterion sale.”

  7. Timcharger

    Josh, the title “Table for Two, Please” for the “Host” blu-ray… not your best work.

    What were your second place ideas?

    “The Reservation is under Z, Josh Z.”
    “May I have a seat in the back, I can’t be seen watching this blu-ray.”
    “I read the reviews, I like to cancel my reservation.”

  8. Timcharger

    “Say it isn’t so! No, no, no.”

    “What’s wrong?”

    “I checked the fridge inside and out. And there isn’t any!”

    “Isn’t any what?”

    “There’s no kim chee in the fridge.”

    “Huh? So what?”

    “That means this isn’t the set to the Korean monster film, ‘the Host’. We’re in a Twilight film! Ahhh, no! The horror!!!”

  9. William Henley

    I told you I don’t like vegitables! Thow those carrots out and fix me a damn steak already!

  10. John M

    1-They gave you how much to do this movie? And you said Yes?

    2-I suppose crazy eyes are better then glittering bodies.

    3-Hold still, damn it. I need to come up with some cool line because my daughter wants to see this movie and I refuse to rent it.

  11. Michael

    1. Check this out – How annoying is it when I do this?

    2. You’re right, harsh light does make you look mannish.

    3. Late night fridge raiding is not tolerated in this house, young lady!

    4. Just like a deer in the headlights. Works every time.

  12. David Staschke

    “Damn you! Why did you put a lightbulb in my Fleshlight?! It’s useless now! Not cool!”

  13. David Staschke

    “Look, this isn’t working for me. If you want this whole rape fantasy thing to play out authentically you’re going to have to look more scared than that.”

  14. Michael

    5. And what the hell kind of name is… Saucer… Sozer… Sosha… Schwartzer… whatever you call yourself?

    6. Nope, don’t even feel it stuck in my forehead. I can even turn it on, see.

  15. Michael

    7. In this undated publicity still from Lifetime’s “Rehab: The Lindsay Lohan Story”, an addiction counselor checks Lohan (Saoirse Ronan) after she drove the facility’s lawn mower into the swimming pool.

  16. Michael

    8. Sorry but after spring break in Tijuana last year, I check everyone claiming to be a lady very, very carefully.

    9. Yeah, I see it now but it’s definitely not ready to pop yet.

    10. Go on, call me a ‘poor man’s James Franco’ one more time, I dare you!