Table for Two, Please – Win ‘The Host’ on Blu-ray

Due to the holiday, we didn’t hold a contest last week. This disappointed me as much as anyone. Fortunately, with a return to normal scheduling, we’re back with a new giveaway. This week, enter for your chance to win Stephenie Meyer’s alien invasion drama ‘The Host‘ on Blu-ray… Oh, come on. Don’t glare at me like that. It’s a slow release week, and free is free. Even if you’re not interested in the prize, surely you may be interested in making fun of the movie? I’ll try to make it easy for you.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “Open wide and say Ahhh.”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, July 12th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!

42 comments

  1. Steven

    Him- There you are, why are you hiding in the dark!

    Her- What does it matter, You really think people are going to watch us in a mediocre teenage alien love story when Man of steel is still in theaters?

  2. tyler

    She never recovered from that ‘deer in the headlights’ expression for the rest of the movie.

  3. DAVID S

    they said if i looked in the kitchen, i could find the actress with all of the flash and sizzle of a U.P.S truck

    damn its dark

    *clicks on flashlight*

    FOUND HER!