You Like Head Cheese? Win ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ on Blu-ray!

This week’s contest is for the horror fanatics out there. You want some gory chainsaw massacrin’ action in eye-popping 3D? Well, we just happen to have a copy of ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D‘ waiting to be claimed. Don’t miss your chance to win!

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Lookin’ like a fool with yo pants on the ground.”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, May 17th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!

56 comments

  1. Barsoom Bob

    Haven’t you ever seen a horror movie, I told you we shouldn’t have done that, now we’re gonna die!

  2. NJScorpio

    1 – Girl, hurry up and put your clothes on, we’re missing our scene!

    2 – The movie was so low budget that the cast had to share outfits.

  3. malakai

    You told me you had an anaconda in your pants. It’s more like an Alabama black snake.

  4. sal79parody

    1 – Awww, hell nah! Who straight up givin’ me blue balls out here with all dat noise?

    2 – Bitch, put on yo damn clothes, there a killa out here!

    3 – Who’s cock blocking me now? I swear, guy try to get laid, and someone’s always interruptin’.

    4 – This ain’t cool. Somebody out there with a mask and a chainsaw, think he gonna throw off our party.

  5. Jeremy R

    1. “Look stylish at affordable prices before you’re hacked to pieces! Stop by Old Navy today!”

    2. She’s not sure what’s scarier: Leatherface or what happens when her parents find out about her new man.

    3. “Sweetie, that isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to see Django Unchained.”

    4. Hey kids, how many things about this picture can you think of in 30 seconds that will piss off Spike Lee? GO!!!

  6. Cameron

    “There’s a loud chainsaw noise! Let’s go investigate half naked!”

    Girl: “If you expect to be able to run, I suggest pulling your pants up all the way.”

  7. “Damn son, we betta check it out yo!”
    “Will you PLEEAASSSSE stop talking like that, you are not relating to me, you are offending me!”

  8. Shailender

    Hurry up and give me my shirt back! Big Momma just pulled in and has no clue that i’m tatted up!!!!!! Hurry dammit!!!!!

  9. Tony

    1. Hey girl, go see what’s around that corner
    2. Guy – “Welp, we’re fucked”
    3. Guy – “Girl put some pants on! There’s some serious Freddy Krueger shit going on out here!”

  10. HORROR 101
    Rule #1. Never go outside to investigate strange noises.
    Rule #2. No fornicating!
    Rule #3. Do not tease audience with non nudity fornication.
    Rule #4. BOOBIES!

  11. andrew spencer

    now lets get dressed and find who wrote this terrible screenplay and ruined a perfectly good franchise !