You Like Head Cheese? Win ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ on Blu-ray!

This week’s contest is for the horror fanatics out there. You want some gory chainsaw massacrin’ action in eye-popping 3D? Well, we just happen to have a copy of ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D‘ waiting to be claimed. Don’t miss your chance to win!

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Lookin’ like a fool with yo pants on the ground.”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, May 17th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Commentator: “and here comes our token victims: the token blondie and the token black guy; it’s secist, it’s racist, but it sells!”

  2. Wing Man

    – Oh my God. Do you hear that? It’s a chainsaw! Leatherface is coming!
    – What… dude, I was giving you a hummer!

  3. andrew spencer

    we might get to avoid the chainsaw massacre but i dont think we can avoid the bloodbath the critics are going to deliver when they see this tepid inclusion in what once was a classic horror franchise ,

  4. andrew spencer

    run quick the script writer needs help before he uses that pathetic ending he was talking about earlier .

  5. andrew spencer

    quick dont want to miss the barbeque we can all toss our scripts on it but hell shit dont burn !

  6. Cameron

    “Stop baby what was that?…. Look, over there!…Is that?….our careers fading away?”

  7. Ronald O.

    I thought I saw Ron Jeremy in the bushes…I want to shake his hand and get his autograph for hooking us up!

  8. Ronald O.

    Where’s that outhouse, again? I need to remind myself where my acting career is going.

  9. andrew spencer

    tobe or not tobe that is the question wheather tis nobeller in the mind to suffer this outrages plot or and just suffer and suffer

  10. 1 – “What happened to my pants?” “Hell if I know girl… *looks down at those tight white pants*”

    2 – “What IS that over there?” “Another sequel? Nah, couldn’t be. Look at the intake of this!”

  11. Anthony Padron

    1.) I would never remember these lines if they weren’t written on my chest.
    2.) ….Walt?
    3.) I’m wearing your shirt.
    I’m wearing your panties.