The best kinds of contests are back-to-back contests. While we tabulate the results of last week’s ‘Skyfall’ giveway (which will be announced later this week), we also happen to have a spare copy of the newly remastered Blu-ray edition of ‘The Terminator’ on hand. For your chance to win, enter our contest today.
‘The Terminator’ is of course James Cameron’s legendary breakthrough motion picture about a cyborg killing machine (Arnold Schwarzenegger) sent back in time from the future to assassinate the woman destined to give birth to the leader of the human resistance movement in the war against the evil machines. But you already knew that.
While we’ve had to suffer with woefully inadequate video editions until now, the new Blu-ray edition of the 1984 film has been freshly remastered and tealified for your viewing pleasure.
To win the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Maria took everything in the divorce, even the clothes off my back.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, March 8th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
JM
I like to finish off groups of men in homoerotic mode.
JM
I love the feel of bloodspray on my nipples.
JM
Do not misconstrue my Ken doll genitalia.
JM
I will put my arm so far up your ass, one bicep curl and we will kiss.
JM
And the last of you will get my leg.
Mike
Damn it’s cold out! Nothing to see here… move along!
Mike
Now that’s what I call a tripod!
Mike
Now we know where he get the name Schwarzenegger from!
Mike
May the schwartz be with you!
Mike
It’s made of steel!
Mark Luty
Did anyone see my housekeeper?
If you have her I’ll be back!
Trebor Edirbcm
(all together)…and that’s how you know, you’re doing the French Mistake. Voila!!!!
Mark Luty
No realy! I WAS IN THE SWIMMING POOL.
El csm101
Who brought the peanut butter?!
Gossamer Warner
I pick things up and put them down!
Dan
A Termanator and three punks walk into a bar! you fill in the rest!
Michael
I see your boobs! I see your boobs!
Marc Trotter
Guys, I just got through going on a wicked time travel ride, and you don’t want to mess with me.
G-man
Okay, fellas, try not to laugh, I promise you that I just got out of an ice water bath!
Shout92
I said we cut off your johnson!
tetsuo
Guys, my eyes are up here.
HuskerGuy
History is about to be rewritten by three guys who can’t spell and their guide from the future who can barely speak.
The Terminator then greased himself up and ran off into the woods shouting “You’re never gonna catch me!”
Vincent Moreno
In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
Vincent Moreno
Chill out, dickwad.
Vincent Moreno
No, only an object of equal size.
Vincent Moreno
I have detailed files on human anatomy.
Vincent Moreno
The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn.
AKv
Theme: Could be a scene from Weird Science if Wyatt and Gary had been gay. or other Weird Science related funny..(Bill Paxton and the guy with the tie next to him – Robert Downey Jr.s right hand man in that movie – were both in the movie Weird Science after this.)
1.) No Chet, I will not ‘cover myself.’
2.) These boys are about to get into some really Weird Science
3.)”Hi, my name is Kelly Lebrock, you boys must be here for the Weird Science Auditions.”
4.) What, they couldn’t afford Robert Downey Jr.?
5.) Wyatt and Gary’s ultimate revenge on Chet and his friends.
6.) Some really ‘Weird Science’
7.) “So, I heard you fellas were giving my creators Wyatt and Gary a hard time…”
8) “Is this the Weird Science auditions? You don’t look like Kelly Lebrock to me.”
9) “Hey, you ain’t Kelly Lebrock.”
“and you’re not Robert Downey Jr. so shut up.”
10.) “Hey, I thought you said your brother Wyatt and his friend Gary were going to make a Woman for us…”
“Nope, that’s what Robert Downey Jr. told me…”
Todd
“Why is it that in every other time travel movie people can wear clothes!! James Cameron must have a thing for naked men.”
Chase Dunnette
Ah game over. GAME OVER, MAN!