New Contest: I’m Gonna Git You, ‘Sucker Punch’!

Yes indeed, we’re doing another contest already. Did you miss Zack Snyder’s hot-chicks-with-samurai-swords-and-machine-guns action flick ‘Sucker Punch’ when it played in theaters earlier this year? Judging by its box office returns, you probably did. If you’d like to check it out now, perhaps we can provide you with a free Blu-ray copy. Follow after the break for the instructions on how to win.

I’m not going to sugar coat this. ‘Sucker Punch’ was savaged by critics earlier this year and was a box office bomb. In his Blu-ray review, Aaron didn’t know quite what to make of it one way or the other. Nonetheless, this seems like the sort of thing that will make for some fun home theater eye- and ear-candy. If you have any interest in trying this movie out now, why pay for a copy when you can get one for free from us here in The Bonus View?

We’re going to do this as another of our ever-popular photo caption contests. All you need to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image (click to enlarge), then post it in the comments.

The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “America’s newest special missions force – Code name G.I. Ho.”

The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away.

Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is this Friday, July 1st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!


  1. Alex

    Fed up with his shenanigans, General Melchett has Captain Blackadder shot and drafts some new recruits.

  2. Alex

    I don’t know what I been told! (I don’t know what I been told!)
    New uniforms are really cold! (New uniforms are really cold!)

  3. Alex

    Requested three months supply of Penicillin, Morphine, and MRE’s, and what do they send us? Lollipops.

  4. Please, please, tell me the winner won’t be someone who tells a story over 10 different captions! 🙂

    That said, here’s one from me:

    Scott Glenn makes mental note to give the agent a nice raise for getting him this gig.

  5. Alex

    *Mumbling* “Tron: Legacy chick got a lightcycle and a haiku contest, and all we get is schoolgirl uniforms and a WWI trench…”

  6. javier

    Stand aside GI’s, Rosie O’Donnel ,Ellen DeGeneres and all those others go down tonight! The airwaves will be ours again!

      • Yeah I did, I wasn’t sure how long ago that was. I guess Halloween makes sense. Also, I wasn’t sure if the rules meant within a years time, or within the current year. Oh well.

        • Josh Zyber

          Rolling 12 months, sorry. We want to make sure that everyone has a chance to win something. 🙂

          There may be occasional events (like our Oscar live-blog) where we give away a whole bunch of prizes and set aside the 12 month rule.

  7. vihdeeohfieuhl

    Oooh! That’s a bingo!

    Is that how you say it? “That’s a bingo.”

    You just say, “Bingo.”

    Bingo! How fun! But I digress. Where were we?

  8. javier

    The army sure looks better ever since the government started paying for cosmetic surgery!

  9. vihdeeohfieuhl

    The struggle for world domination will be fought entirely between us, between Germans and prostitutes. All else is facade and illusion. Behind England stands Heidi Fleiss, and behind Hugh Grant, and behind Eddie Murphy. Even when we have driven the hookers out of Germany, she remains our world enemy.

  10. vihdeeohfieuhl

    Heil, mein Führer!

    Heil, mein die Stricherin!

    Heil, mein Führer!

    Heil, mein die Stricherin!

    Sieg Heil!

    Sieg Heil!

  11. Jane Morgan

    We represent The Ticklefuck Guild

    The Ticklefuck Guild, The Ticklefuck Guild

    And in the name of The Ticklefuck Guild

    We wish to welcome you to Snyder Land

  12. StarMenace

    Another One Bites the Bust

    Transgenders: More than Meets the Eye

  13. Stephen N.

    With Army ads like this who wouldn’t sign up!? QUICK! WHERE’S THE NEAREST RECRUITING OFFICE!?

  14. We’ve been fighting this fucking war for over two years and now they decide to send us hot, probably underage, girls to solve our problem? Game Over Man, Game Over!

  15. Lahrs

    The Girl Scouts decided to try a new method of selling their cookies, a bit more of an “I dare you to say no” approach.