New Contest: I’m Gonna Git You, ‘Sucker Punch’!

Yes indeed, we’re doing another contest already. Did you miss Zack Snyder’s hot-chicks-with-samurai-swords-and-machine-guns action flick ‘Sucker Punch’ when it played in theaters earlier this year? Judging by its box office returns, you probably did. If you’d like to check it out now, perhaps we can provide you with a free Blu-ray copy. Follow after the break for the instructions on how to win.

I’m not going to sugar coat this. ‘Sucker Punch’ was savaged by critics earlier this year and was a box office bomb. In his Blu-ray review, Aaron didn’t know quite what to make of it one way or the other. Nonetheless, this seems like the sort of thing that will make for some fun home theater eye- and ear-candy. If you have any interest in trying this movie out now, why pay for a copy when you can get one for free from us here in The Bonus View?

We’re going to do this as another of our ever-popular photo caption contests. All you need to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image (click to enlarge), then post it in the comments.

The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “America’s newest special missions force – Code name G.I. Ho.”

The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away.

Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is this Friday, July 1st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!


  1. Joe Campbell

    Somebody misinterpreted the army’s order of “bombshells”.

    After today, the soldiers were damn sure to remember the difference between their rifles and their “guns”.

    Casual Fridays in the army.

    The women’s movement made a much needed PR change.

    The army’s new strategy, code named, “I’m up here”.

    This is what happens when you put the strip club next to the army surplus store.

    The women’s outfit finally catches on to Corporal Klinger’s thievery.

    If Michael Bay directed “Saving Private Ryan”.

    Wet dreams of the Marines.

    This is what happens when you try to re-envision “The Wizard of Oz” for the 30th time.

  2. Trey Sanford

    Seriously? Not one of the soldiers is sneaking a look? With soldiers that well trained how exactly are they losing this war?

  3. Christian Aldridge

    Soldier (sighing, bows head): “that is so NOT what’s waiting for me back home”

  4. Andrew Nixon

    This is sure enough a bizarre sight in the middle of all this shit!
    Disneyland? Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland!
    Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I think you’ve got a hard-on!
    This baby-san looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

  5. slade

    I asked for guns n ammo, but i wanted ‘guns’ and ‘ammo’ not a photo shoot for their centrefold

  6. “YES! Alas, my army of jailbait has made the robot Nazi’s surrender! Now, time for pie!”

    “HEADLINE: Pre-pubescent girls with pituitary problems prance with pride piddling through WWII piss”.

    “Wait…the guy who made this is making the next ‘Superman’? …fuck.”

  7. William

    All ten entries at once!
    (1) The men hadn’t seen a woman in a good, long time… With all the hookers wandering around it’d probably be longer still…

    (2) “I’m telling you man, that’s Lance Henrickson in the background!”

    (3) These Twilight films are getting more and more pale with every installment…

    (4) See, you all are stupid, they’re going to be looking for army guys!

    (5) The CIA would later revise the “dress code optional” clause for all future spies used in the war after the capture and execution.

    (6) The soldiers began to mutter their misgivings amongst each other… There had to be a shower in the ladies camp. They would attack at dawn.

    (7) Many Japanese spies during World War II were captured for this simple reason… They’d forgotten to remove the school girl outfits and katanas.

    (8) I’m going to go out on a limb, and say this reboot of “Good Morning Vietnam” is probably missing the point…

    (9) Though the school play had wonderful special effects, many of the parents could not hold off the feeling that it’s historic accuracy should be called into question.

    (10) This deleted scene from upcoming “Captain America: The First Avenger” would’ve introduced a new villain known as “The Crimson Harlot”.

  8. 1)
    Hot girls walking!
    Hot girls walking!
    We got some hot girls walking here!

    Zack Snyder’s Series of Unfortunate Events: The Hellacious Harem

    “Oi, come on lads! War may be hell but look! Gorgeous tarts in skimpy outfits!”
    “Sir…you do realize this is Her Majesty’s 1st Eunuch Brigade?”
    *collective sigh*