Good morning, readers! Did you stay up too late watching the Oscars last night? Yeah, me too. Would a good contest perk you up a little? That’s great, because we’re giving away one of the biggest Blu-ray releases of the year. Read on after the page break for your chance to win the James Bond extravaganza ‘Skyfall’ on Blu-ray!
With box office grosses well over $1 billion, ‘Skyfall‘ represented by far James Bond’s most successful outing yet. The film was even nominated for five Oscars last night, and went home with Best Sound Editing and Best Original Song. Now the movie’s available on Blu-ray with spectacular high-def picture and sound, and the disc can be yours easily.
To win, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Are you sure that’s one’s not a Magic Eye painting?”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, March 1st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Rob
They never made Connery wait.
Tim
Ha, ha; good one.
Rob
Really, really wanted to work with Aronofsky one day. Foot, meet shot.
Jim Milton
Roger Moore couldn’t paint, either.
Jim
On Her Majesty’s time out bench…
DemLo
Maybe I should try men this time… 50 years of women and it’s always the same…
Kevin M. Bras
I wish Q would get here faster with that new MI6 Preparation H formula, my arse is killing me.
Rob
Well, that was unpleasant. With a name like Goldfinger, I suppose I should have known he was a proctologist. Hindsight.
Christian Vye
“When I thought she said, ‘I need to go to the Louvre’, perhaps she actually said, ‘I need to go to the loo'”
Rob
So that guy in black was the smoke thingie? How the hell does that make sense?
Evan Withrow
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it…
Barsoom Bob
Really, I don’t get it. I’ve only made three films and I’ve been rebooted twice !
Barsoom Bob
Wow, that was kind of tough titties for Dame Judy. She’s going blind and could use a nice, easy recurring paycheck every few years, so what do they do, they kill her off and make Lord Voldemort head of British Intelligence. I’m worried and confused.
Barsoom Bob
Next Bond Movie Title in the Sam Mendes series : The Oedipus Complex
Cameron
“Vesper would have liked this painting”…*Pulls out phone*… At the museum fondly remembering @VesperLynd 🙁 #RIP #I<3U #LOML #Quantum #Solace #youhadmeatimthemoney
DemLo
“When you told me he was James Bond I pictured him like a Sean Connery or something like that, so sorry, but I left. I’m never letting you set me up again.”
Tim
This never happened to the other fellers.
: )
Tim
Great, I didn’t see that someone else already picked the “Tim” name; I guess HDD can go by different email addresses.
I guess I don’t want my captions to be tainted by another Tim’s attempt at humor.
Josh Zyber
AuthorDon’t worry, I can see the email and IP addresses from our admin dashboard. It’s easy enough to tell the various Tims apart from here. 🙂
Josh
Your starting guard…wearing number 007…
Josh
“The Gas-X didn’t work…now I have to sit here acting interested until everyone is gone”
Rob
What if Diet Dr. Pepper and regular Dr. Pepper are the exact same thing?
Brandon
You can film me all you want, but I am NOT participating in a Harlem Shake video…
Brandon
I can’t believe I’ve been staring at your crotch this whole time, Mr. Holmes.
leiz
FYI, somebody deleted my two submissions. This contest is a scam.
Josh Zyber
AuthorNo one deleted your submissions. I can see them on page 2 of the Comments. You have to page through the “Older Comments” and “Newer Comments” links at the bottom.
All entries will be evaluated.
leiz
Shame on Highdefdigest staff!
Tim
This is too funny.
How dare you Highdefdigest staffers mislead us by offering us a blu-ray prize just to get us to think of witty captions!
The horror! The madness!
The U.N. war crimes tribunal will shame your names forever!!!
If it weren’t for your previous post of delete and scam charges, your caption “Shame on Highdefdigest staff!” might have won the Sky fall caption contest!
Mike R.
Rodin’s “The Stinker.”
Mike R.
It took nearly all day before he realized you can’t intimidate a painting.
Mike R.
He found “Dogs Playing Poker” to be oddly arousing.
Dominique Meyer
Bond sat disgruntled, realizing that the pants Q gave him for his birthday were made of super glue. Q, however, giggled hysterically behind a nearby corner.
“Should not have left my iPhone in the Aston Martin back at Skyfall Lodge…”
Bond, trying to understand Prometheus…
“Uh, sir, this is a family photo center. We take pictures of families, not singular people………… hence the elongated bench………… you can leave anytime, you know.”
Bond, misinterpreting a blank wall as the headliner for a newly-opened art museum.
“Y’know for some reason, the new M kinda reminds me of Amon Goeth…… maybe it’s the shoes….”
James Bond’s attempt understand that weird art museum scene from Ferris Bueller.
Bond, after agreeing via e-mail to meet up with that Nigerian Prince who he kept sending money to.
Daniel Craig struggling to find camp appeal in Moonraker.
Bond’s casual “My Legs Fell Asleep” pose…
Chris
James Bond was sent to keep an eye on Mona Lisa. Turns out she was framed.
Chris
“Bugger, I’d rather not spend my entire day at this art museum. But I’ve got no Monet for a cab.”
Chris
007 Motto: Fuck bitches. Get Monet.