Ashes… Ashes… All Fall Down – Win ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ on Blu-ray!

By now, you’re probably sick of hearing ‘Olympus Has Fallen‘ described as “Die Hard in the White House.” Fair enough. If you’d like the chance to win an action thriller in which a lone underdog hero is trapped in a confined location (that happens to be where the President lives) with a bunch of terrorists, enter our contest today.

Oh, allow me to be more specific, since there were two of these this year. If you’d like the chance to win an action thriller in which a lone underdog hero (played by Gerard Butler) is trapped in a confined location (that happens to be where President Aaron Eckhart lives) with a bunch of terrorists, enter our contest today.

OK, got it? Good. To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “Don’t look, but I think General McCreepypants is stalking us.”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, August 16th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!

105 comments

  1. Burson

    1) President: Oh our guy is good, alright. On his resume he traced his lineage back directly to King Leonidas.
    Sec. of Def: I thought he looked familiar…

    2) General to himself: Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday devices.

  2. Tyler

    Hey, I think the general behind us is trying to pass gas as silently as he can after eating too many Cajun rice and beans.

  3. David Staschke

    “Do you think this whole North Korea thing will all blow over if we send Dennis Rodman over there again?”

  4. Ronald Oliver

    Do you have any breath mints, sir?..reason I ask is because the general wants to know why is everyone so standoffish this morning.

  5. Tyler

    Shit. What are we gonna do about this White House Down movie?

    Don’t worry. I just sent all the armed terrorists from our movie to f*** that shit up!

  6. Ronald Oliver

    The General just had an accident in his pants, and he asked me to ask you for yours, asap!

  7. Tyler

    The White House is falling down, E I E I O…. With a BOOM BOOM here and a BOOM BOOM there….. There a BOOM here a BOOM everywhere a BOOM BOOM…. The White House is falling down E I E I O

  8. Timcharger

    This is the picture that resulted in President Eckhart and his Vice-President losing their re-election campaign.

    While the National Anthem was being sung, instead of standing in attention like the General in the background, the VP had comment to Pres. Eckhart about how cold Beyonce must be in her outfit.

  9. Timcharger

    Here we see Aaron Eckhart’s disappointment when he learned he is in an Olympus movie without Percy Jackson.

    Months later after his kids made him take them to see Sea of Monsters, Eckhart’s frown turned upside down.

  10. “Charlie, find out where’s the hell this scene is in the movie and how we got these beautiful warm lush colors instead of the steely blues featured in our movie!”

  11. Alex

    See what happens? Comet hits the planet and the President gets demoted to Speaker of the House. Then we elect a tobacco company rep as President. Then King Leonidas gets hired by Tina Turner as a secret service agent. And then he kicks the ever-loving snot out of a Bond villain.

    Actually, this movie’s sounding better and better…

  12. G-man

    Sir, I know we’re picky about who uses the White House bathrooms. But the Admiral says this is an emergency, that he is barely able to hold his fudge. Can we please make an exception this one time?!!

  13. Pedram

    “You think our guy is gonna have a Yippe Kay Yay line in this one?”

    “I don’t care, as long as they don’t bring his son into it.”