Contest: Win ‘Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb’ on Blu-ray!

Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, the late Robin Williams and the rest of the gang (yes, even the monkey) are back in the family sequel ‘Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb‘. If you have kids, there’s a good chance that they’ll want a copy of this to watch over and over again, just like the first two. We may be able to help. Enter our contest for a chance to win a free Blu-ray/DVD combo pack.

To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Wait! Is this the way to the ‘Croods 2: Two Croods for School’ auditions?”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

This is a quick two-day contest. The deadline for entry is end of day on Wednesday, March 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!

79 comments

  1. 1. Man’s first reaction to Rodin’s “The Thinker”
    2. I got the part in Mel Brooks’ 2000 year old man!
    3, THATS a Trewk?
    4. I don’t want to be no happy meal
    5, Eighty five inch OLED for $1350 bones!
    6 Beginning of the prostate exam
    7. Cro magnom tax audit
    8 Raquel Welch in a leopard skin print!
    9. Seth MacFarlane’s hosting the Oscars again?
    10. That’s not just dino doo doo, that’s what’s left of my brother George!

  2. Jacob

    “Wait, they green lighted my Zoolander 2 sequel?! I can stop acting like an ape and start being a real person!” Academy here I come!”

  3. Jason Stanley

    That look when you realize the girl you were cat calling is really Justin Bieber!

    Unfortunately, the museum also featured a John Merrick exhibit.

    Just back from the Dave Matthews concert, the boys discover the world’s largest Hershey bar.

  4. Chris M.

    There’s a man in the funny papers we all know
    (Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop)
    He lived way back a long time ago
    (Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop)

    Well, he don’t eat nothin’ but bear cat stew
    (Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop)
    Oh well, this cat’s name is a Alley Oop
    (Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop)

    Read more: Beach Boys – Alley Oop Lyrics | MetroLyrics

  5. Cliff Greenough

    1. RRG UNM GHRA NAJ KRUT!
    2. Dude, where’s my wheel?
    3. Ooh, I really gotta go pee now!
    4. Nice dinosaur, here, fetch!
    5. Wanna smoke a bone?
    6. Ooh, that thing’s not going to fart, is it?
    7. Hey, that’s my wheel…ok, you can have it.
    8. No! Bad dinosaur, bad.
    9. Ooh, his bone bigger than mine.
    10. She’s givin’ the dog a bone, giving’ the dog a bone, c’mon guys, you know the lyrics…

  6. Timcharger

    Caveman: “When-ah we-ah walk around like dis… dis deflates our balls. Low. Lower to ground-ah.”
    Ben Stiller: “No, no, that’s not, not what deflated balls means, Deflate-gate is, no, never mind.”

  7. Timcharger

    Caveman: “No! Too much DNR was used! Our faces look like waxy museum exhibits.”
    (Cut to Ben Stiller; he looks right into camera as a inside joke to videophiles.)

  8. William Henley

    Ugah chucka ugha ugah Ugah chucka ugah ugah

    I can’t stop this feeling, deep inside of me
    Girl you just don’t realize, what you do to me
    When you hold me in your arms so tight
    You let me know, everything’s allright
    I’m hooked on a feeling
    I’m high on believing
    That you’re in love with me

  9. William Henley

    Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
    Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

    It was a night like this forty million years ago
    I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go
    The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice
    I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice
    And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur

    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur

    I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo
    I said I’d be your slave, follow wherever you go
    That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars
    You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars
    And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur

    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur

    One night I dreamed of New York
    You and I roasting blue pork
    In the Statue of Liberty’s torch
    Elvis landed in a rocket ship
    Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared
    But where was his beard?????

    A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird
    A screaming crashing noise louder than I’ve ever heard
    It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar
    Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion’s roar
    I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur

    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody kill the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody kill the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody kill the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody kill the dinosaur

    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody kill the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody kill the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody kill the dinosaur
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody kill the dinosaur

    Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
    Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

  10. Carl Cartwright

    No Way!!!!!

    A Buy One Get One free sale on Ben Stiller action figures and they’re not sold out.