The Mummy 2017

Contest: Win ‘The Mummy’ (2017) on Blu-ray!

Are you ready to take the wraps off another contest? We have five Blu-ray copies of the Tom Cruise reboot of ‘The Mummy‘ to give away. Come get ’em!

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “How is it that I’m two years younger than you, Tom, yet look like I should be playing your father?”

We have five copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, September 15th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. andantelise

    Nash: “A shell is fired vertically upward with velocity of 98 m/s. How long will it stay in the air?”
    Cruise: F***. yo. couch.

  2. Vincent Allen

    “…why are we spending more time resurrecting this franchise then we are resurrecting the mummy itself?

  3. Clemente Melendez

    I know a guy who can get u a part in the new Ron Howard Han Solo movie. I can play obi one and you can play Han Solo. Fake

  4. Leon Durham

    As always, should you or any of your movies bomb, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

  5. Michael

    7. Yeah, they said you’d be intense.

    8. That’s right, they had mentioned they were casting “an older Henry Cavill-type.”

  6. Salvador C.

    “Be honest. Was my singing that bad in Les Misérables?”

    “Let me put it this way, if you needed a singing coach, you should have used my guy from Rock of Ages. He works wonders.”

  7. Salvador C.

    ♪♪I’m never gonna dance again
    Guilty feet have got no rhythm
    Though it’s easy to pretend
    I know you’re not a fool♪♪

    ♪♪Should’ve known better than to cheat a friend
    And waste the chance that I’ve been given
    So I’m never gonna dance again
    The way I danced with you♪♪

  8. Salvador C.

    “So who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?”

    “I talk first Russell. I always talk first.”