We’re determined to end this year with a bang, so let’s have one more contest before the holidays. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to win a copy of the summer action blockbuster ‘Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation‘ on Blu-ray!
Tom Cruise of course returns for the fifth installment of the mega-hit franchise. Also along for the ride are Simon Pegg, Jeremy Renner and breakout star Rebecca Ferguson. With stunning high-definition video and Dolby Atmos audio, the Blu-ray will make terrific home theater demo material.
To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Listen, lady, I already told you I’m not having a heart attack. And what the hell kind of CPR is this supposed to be anyway?”
We have three copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Thursday, December 17th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
EM
Missionary: Impossible…Rug Nasties
EM
And that’s why they call it breakdancing
EM
We’re determined to end this year with a bang
Jaime Valles
Okay! OKAY! I’m ALL about that BASS! NO TREBBLE!
clemente melendez
My Mind is telling no , But your body is telling yes, Baby I don’t want to hurt nobody…(R.Kelly)
Mike Kick
EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan
1) Say hello to my little friend!
2) They already made a woman on top movie!
3) Rectum, damn near killed him!
4) Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That’s Vagiclean. We’ve got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She’s baking a loaf of bread and I think it’s sourdough.
5) Ugh, a little extra cheese on the taco.
Scott Hunvald
Knee through the heart
And you’re to blame
Darling, you give love a bad name
Jason
For the last time… I don’t know the Muffin Man!
Luis
“I’m sorry but what am I looking at?”
Alexander Golitzen
“I said I’m looking for HUNT!”
Rick J Bryant
So!! Still like what you see???!!!
VIC G.
” CAN YOU SEE IT NOW !!! “
Alexander Golitzen
“I can seen the head! Puuuush!”
miguelnh
Man, oh man, I love this new version of the Twister game
miguelnh
Wow, I never knew that chastity belts now come in stylish designer colors
miguelnh
I must admit that getting secret messages on electronic underwear is a fun and clever development – kudos to the research team!
Csm101
Being the best gynecologist in town has its drawbacks. Almost everywhere he goes, this happens to him.
KiKS
“Well… if you’re pantomiming “Heartbreak Hotel”, let me tell you that you’ve broken only a few ribs and the heart is still intact on the other side…”
Scott Hunvald
“I said, a martini shaken not stirred. Now im going to have to kick your spectre ass”!!!!
Jason
“Tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Lillipop!!”
“Not what I’m thinking of licking right now!”
Leon Durham
Get off me! I need to use the bathroom!
Leon Durham
Where is the referee to count to 3?
Leon Durham
Please hold still so I can read the time on your watch.
miguelnh
I am guessing that your foreplay techniques were inspired by watching Ultimate Fighting contests – am I right?
Teresa C.
“Hey. I can be just as bad-ass as Black Widow.”
Teresa C.
“Charlie’s Angels audition. Take one. Action!”
Teresa C.
“Honey, I don’t care if the new Star Wars movie opens this weekend. We’re seeing Sisters.”
Teresa C.
“Why would you delete the latest episode of Real Housewives from Atlanta?”
Teresa C.
“I’m the real Hit-Girl!”