In Luc Besson’s action hit ‘Lucy‘, Scarlett Johansson opens her mind and kicks ass. We have some extra Blu-ray copies to give away to our readers. Enter our contest for your chance to get one!
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Listen, girly. Make this easy on yourself. ‘Age of Ultron’ spoilers. Start spilling ’em right now!”
We have three copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
This is a shortened two-day contest. The deadline for entry is end-of-day on Wednesday, January 21st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Kyle
I hope that’s just 3 pairs of chopsticks poking me!
Doug
I think I farted…
Ronald Oliver
Someone, please give Oddjob here a breath mint!
Ronald Oliver
Thanks for asking guys, but I don’t do Chinese, Korean or the like.
Ronald Oliver
Okay, now I’m feeling uncomfortable…who’s playing the song “Love in an Elevator”?!
Ronald Oliver
I wish that I hadn’t used my Axe Anarchy this morning.
Ronald Oliver
Yes, my name is Lucy…but I’m not having a ball, guys!
Eugene
“As simple as ABC??? You calling me and my homies simple?”
Paul
“Seth Rogen’s address. Now.”
melvin wea
Hurry up and get out I have to fart really bad!!
KiKS
“Why are you guys so tense? I thought we’re going to see the dentist…”
“Yeah, Lucy… but he has a strange habit of using his hammer when it comes to tooth extraction…”
Chapz Kilud
Oh no, I have 3 guys with their c0ck poking at my body.
Jason Stanley
Why didn’t I use the restroom in the lobby????
What did he mean by “toppings?”
Why are none if these guys wearing pants?!
Is there a finite upper bound on the multiplicities of the entries greater than 1 in Pascal’s triangle?
[Gasp] Spider!
KiKS
“Guys, when’s the interview scheduled?”
“HRRRMMM…” “GRRRR…”
“Uh-oh… I mean… when’s the Q&A session… scheduled?”
KiKS
Goon: “Hey Sexy Lady…”
Lucy: “Oh… Thank you, Mister…”
Goon: “… oh… oh… oh… oh… oppa Gangnam style!”
robi1138
Scarlet Johansson fronts new Asian, Blondie cover band.
robi1138
“You couldn’t take the stairs to go up ONE floor?!”
KiKS
“How come my clothes match the interior artwork of this elevator ?”
KiKS
Scar-Jo: “Hey Luc, these clothes are way too loose for me…”
Luc Besson (off-screen): “You used to wear tight black outfits in those Marvel movies, right?”
SJ: “Yeah… but then I played the Black Widow in them…”
Luc: “Okay… but here you get to wear loose clothes, as you’re Lucy now.”
… and hence, the above picture.
lameness
“Ok gorgeous, start spilling your guts. What did Bill Murray Whisper at the end of Lost in Translation?!”
“Seriously, we have to know if there was a point to that movie.”
“You can take the girl out of the superhero movie, but you can’t take the superhero movie out of the girl.”
“Mind power… ancient Chinese secret, huh?” 😉
“Oh no!! You’re turning scarlet, Scarlett!!” Willy Wonka reference.
“Okay, that’s it. Who’s got their hand on my ass?”
“Oh! That’s me. Sorry!!”
😀
Or… “Why is only the elevator scene happening in slow motion?”
‘Trust us… it makes sense somehow. #Inception”
“Am I the only one who thinks this is a little awkward?”
“Trust me, I’m an open minded girl! I don’t have a problem with blowing every one of you guys… away, with my mind bullets. What I mean is I have powers… why, what did you all think I meant? Geez, some people really have their minds in the gutter.”
Barry Shapiro
“Next time it’s take-out, definitely take-out”
benjamin workman
I know you saw my nude pics on the internet, but please don’t touch me there.
Doug B.
Sorry guys, must have been that second bean burrito.
Doug B.
As a matter of fact we were the people that brought you Pearl Harbor, ya got a problem with that?
Doug B.
Listen guys, that fishy smell is the sushi OK………IT’S THE SUSHI !!
Brett Bean
We found you, we can find him. You all owe us and we told you how we do things. No One crosses the Yakuza….Now tell us….Where…is….Charlie Brown?
Doug B.
OK already…. I’ll have my people call your people if your Emperor really wants to get on ‘Dancing With The Stars’.
Doug B.
OK, OK, maybe a gay Samari musical would be a hard sell in Tokyo, just a thought.
phill
narrator: “Now, what these gents don’t know is that , in another movie, Lucy took out several members of the Russian mob, this could get interesting.
timcharger
Clearly, we can see which actors grew up with the Western custom of while
inside an elevator, we must stare up at the countdown numbers. The Yakuza
#4 actor obviously was miscast.
It’s actually a polite custom to protectively surround a lady inside elevators in
Japan. The other entrants are such perverts! Get your minds out of the gutter!
Csm101
That’s not Japan! 🙂