Contest: Win ‘Jurassic World – 3D’ on Blu-ray!

We barely just finished one big contest and it’s already time to jump into an even bigger one. How big this time? Oh, give or take nine tons. (That’s what Google tells me a Tyrannosaurus Rex weighed.) Or, if you’d prefer to measure it in money, $1.6 billion. Yes, we’re giving away a Blu-ray copy of the #1 box office hit of the year, ‘Jurassic World’. Enter for your chance to win!

To win a copy of the movie (Blu-ray + Blu-ray 3D + Digital HD Combo Pack), all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Oh my god, would you hurry up already with that thing? I have to pee really badly and I am NOT squatting down in the woods!”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Thursday, October 22nd. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. David Staschke

    They said the “jaws of life” were used at the scene of this car accident, but this is not what I was expecting…

  2. NJScorpio

    (1) “I think…I think this is…a tooth. A dino tooth.”

    (2) “This is the biggest Bugle I’ve ever seen.”

  3. NJScorpio

    (3) “C’mon Chris, this is the 10th time we’ve done this scene!”
    “Shut it, discount Julian Moore. You’re only here because we couldn’t get discount Helen Hunt.”

  4. Csm101

    “What do we do now Mr.outdoorsy man, take the tooth back to the lab?”
    “No….we take it to my trailer and tuck it under my pillow, this baby’s gonna be worth at least five bucks!”

  5. Csm101

    “Could you please put that down?!”
    “Why? I think I’m on to something, look, I thinks it could be Tyrranosau—”
    “–It’s called a pocket T-Rex and it’s MINE!!”
    “Oooohhh… Gross!!”

  6. Csm101

    “This hybrid dinosaur is equipped with all kinds of weaponry. Camouflage, super intelligence, super strength and size. I just discovered it’s deadliest weapon yet. Vagina dentata.

  7. Cameron

    “I’m keeping this.”
    “To study?”
    “Nope…. Daddy’s making a fortune off the Tooth Fairy tonight!