Over the weekend, I popped into Walmart to pick up that retailer’s exclusive Collectible Gift Set Blu-ray edition of ‘Interstellar’. The store had an extra copy on the shelf, and I thought that would make a great contest prize for our readers. Don’t you agree? Let’s give this thing away!
In Christopher Nolan’s sci-fi blockbuster ‘Interstellar‘, astronaut Matthew McConaughey jets off across the galaxy to find another habitable planet for humanity. The Walmart-exclusive Collectible Gift Set packages the Blu-ray (as well as a DVD and an UltraViolet code) in a sleek NEO Pack case with an IMAX film cell from the movie and a photo book. It’s much nicer than the standard keepcase packaging you’ll find at other retailers.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray Gift Set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Tell you what. I’ll put on my ‘Magic Mike’ cowboy duds for you, and you slink into that little Catwoman number for me. We’ll get our Oscar trophies out, and the four of us will all make a night of it. All right, all right, all right!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Wednesday, April 8th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Jim Brundige
it makes perfect sense. 42.
Scott Baker
Maybe if I stand closer, you’ll understand my mumbling diction a bit better.
Lord Bowler
(1) Alright, Alright, Alright! I’ll watch Lost in Space with you!
(2) Remember when you said, you wouldn’t date me if I were the last man on Earth? How about if I were the last man in the Universe?
(3) We have a duty to repopulate the Universe… Will you be my Eve?
(4) Brand, please tell me you packed your outfit from Batman?
(5) Brand: Cooper, are we lost?
Cooper: Nope
Brand: Good, for a minute there I was worried
Cooper: I don’t know where we’re going but we’re making good time!
Robert Wolf
Don’t worry…. in space….no one can hear you fart !
Jared Martin
“Let’s take that sex parameter on up to 100% eh Dr. Brand?”
William Henley
So I will dance with Cinderella
While she is here in my arms
‘Cause I know something the prince never knew
Oh, I will dance with Cinderella
I don’t want to miss even one song
‘Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight
And she’ll be gone…
Chris McCullah
Don’t mind the nausea. I’m used to driving a Lincoln.
Chris McCullah
I was told that I could smoke in here. Would that bother you?
William Henley
A.J.:
You know what I was thinking?
Grace Stamper:
What?
A.J.:
I really don’t think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker.
Grace Stamper:
Why?
A.J.:
Well cause it’s sweet, which to me suggests cookie, and, you know, I mean putting cheese on something is sort of a defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker. I don’t know why I thought of that, I just…
Grace Stamper:
Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk.
A.J.:
I got like a little animal cracker, Discovery Channel thing happening right here. (affects Australian accent) Watch the gazelle as he grazes through the open plains. Now, look as the cheetah approaches. Watch as he stalks his prey. Now the gazelle is a little spooked. He could head north, to the ample sustenance provided by the mountainous peaks above. Or, he could go south. The gazelle now faces mans most perilous question: north…or, south…way down under. Tune in next week.
Grace Stamper:
Baby? Do you think it’s possible that anyone else in the world is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?
A.J.:
I hope so. Otherwise what the hell are we trying to save?
Jim Milton
“That was just a rumor. The truth is, I am just not really …into Stella.”
William Henley
Would you like to play hide and seek in the parachutes?
JJ Carlson
“You were right, those farts really do stay inside the suit.”
JJ Carlson
“Did you hear that? It’s Nolan casting us for his next three movies. Alright, alright, alright!
William Henley
I think I need a bigger antenna
William Henley
There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong
I dreamed a dream in times gone by
When hope was high
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted
But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
As they turn your dream to shame
He slept a summer by my side
He filled my days with endless wonder
He took my childhood in his stride
But he was gone when autumn came
And still I dream he’ll come to me
That we will live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I’m living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
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William Henley
I agree with Mr. Rank that there are unavoidable religious implications here — but I don’t think it justifies taking an alarmist position.
William Henley
JOSS
Relativity. Explain this to me one
more time… even if you traveled
near the speed of light, when you
came back —
ELLIE
If you came back.
JOSS
(after a beat)
If you came back… you’d only be
four years older — but over 50
years would have passed on Earth.
ELLIE
Something like that.
JOSS
And everybody you care about would
be dead and buried.
Ellie looks up at him.
ELLIE
If you came back. If you survived
at all. Which it’s pretty certain
you wouldn’t.
JOSS
You’re willing to die for this.
ELLIE
It’s what my whole life’s been…
aimed at; the only thing that’s
given it a sense of purpose.
Nik
If you EVER bring up Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation again a black hole will be the least of your worries
Nick
That’s what I love about these gravitational time dilations…the girls keep getting older and I stay the same age
Nick
When TARS asks for a TiVo…he gets a TiVo
Nick
Did I leave my Lincoln running?
Juan
McConaughey – “It’s not as complicated as it seems. Trust me I watched Ghost Dad before we took off.”
Michael
1. “Talk to me later if you want a great deal on a used Lincoln.”
Michael
2. “Just between you and me, what exactly is wrong with that Franco guy?”
Michael
3. “It doesn’t matter, man. The script doesn’t matter, the ending doesn’t matter. It’s about the stars. We’re interstellar, man.”
Michael
4. “This spacesuit is really killing my method. I work so much better without a shirt.”
Michael
5. “Who the hell is going to believe that I am old enough to be Jessica Chastain’s father?”
Michael
6. “Just pretend that I am saying something right now. They’re going to have the music really loud at this point so it doesn’t matter.”
Michael
7. “You do realize that they gave us both the same haircut, right?”
Michael
8. “Trust me, they’ll put more cookies out on the craft services table before you even know it.”