For our first contest of 2017, we’re giving away ‘Deepwater Horizon‘, the true-story thriller starring Mark Wahlberg in director Peter Berg’s depiction of the BP oil spill disaster of 2010. Enter now for your chance to take home a free copy.
To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Holy crap! I think this may be part of that Allspark thing Optimus Prime told me about!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Thursday, January 12th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Scott David
I be getting a lot of money for this here tooth, from the tooth fairy
I don’t wanna close my eye’s, I don’t wanna fall asleep, cause I’d miss you, baby and I don’t want to miss a thing.
Scott David
Ah, a tooth from that Apes disaster
david Batarseh
“First piece of bling I ever bought back in the Renaissance Man days, cause nothing says balling like a shark tooth!”
Deaditelord
All right! Just one more of these and my fossilized crap collection will be complete!
Alex Diestler
The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you…
Deaditelord
“Oh man, I really need to start flossing…”
Alex Diestler
And thus shall I compose my magnum opus: “Ode to Tooth”
NJScorpio
(1) “See this tooth? This is a Grimlock tooth.”
Deaditelord
“Tooth be… or not tooth be?”
NJScorpio
(2) “Honey, I appreciate you baking cookies, but you gotta pay attention to the oven timer.”
NJScorpio
(3) “I like to take a souvenir from all of my biopic disaster films, to remember the victims. I got this tooth from ‘Deepwater Horizon’. a sneaker from ‘Patriots Day’, and the space helmet from the ‘Apes’ movie. They say it’s the actual helmet. I have a jar from ‘The Happening’…I don’t see anything in there, but I’m not opening it. No way.”
Brent Robison
I wonder how much I can get from the wreckage of the ship from the Planet of the Apes
Brent Robison
I must be crazy, I am talking to a piece of wreckage.
Jonathan
“They keep telling me to try to lick my elbow, but I just don’t think it is possible…”
Csm101
Wahlberg: “You messed with the wrong rig, tooth!”
Berg: “Wrong line, wrong movie, Mark!”
Rob Geyer
Yup, just as I thought. Look here. This is the work of Chuck Norris.
Dan S
That’s the largest crotch critter i’v ever seen ,
Dan S
Haa Chooo ! Bless Me, snot rag please …
Dan S
Bot Fly, what Bot Fly ?
Csm101
“Alas poor Yori? Euro? Erick?…aw, fuck it!”
Dan S
I’v never seen a black head this big before.
Csm101
“Hey Peter, what movie we doing next?”
“For summer, we’re going to do one about the Fort Lauderdale fiasco and for Christmas some other terrible incident that hasn’t happened yet.”
Csm101
I found this in my Wahlburger!
Csm101
The Horn of Plenty, this is not.
Csm101
When you run out of tokens, try bribing the webcam model with “priceless” artifacts even if they’re just useless trinkets.
Csm101
And I thought “polished turd’ was just an expression…
Csm101
“Now I’ve got you where I want you, and I’m going to eat you!”
Csm101
Ted may be cute and cuddly on the outside, but take a closer look in his mouth!
Csm101
“Well, you seem to be paying more attention to that thing than me, so I’m gonna go, okay?”
“Bye Felicia.”
NJScorpio
(4) “Chris gave me this dino tooth from when he filmed that Jurassic Park movie. He say’s it’s real, I’m not too sure.”