We’re still tabulating the results of last week’s ‘Spectre’ contest. In the meantime, let’s get another one rolling. We’ve dug up a spare Blu-ray copy of Guillermo del Toro’s Gothic horror romance ‘Crimson Peak‘, so we thought we’d give it away to one of our readers.
To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “This can’t be the right hole. How’s he supposed to fit his junk through there?”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Friday, February 26th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!
David Staschke
“Ah, so that’s why they call it a skeleton key.”
David Staschke
“Now that I’ve gotten a full glimpse, I guess I kind of DO look like Bryce Dallas Howard.”
David Staschke
Exclusive first photo from the set of the new spin-off series Downton Abbey: The Recluse Years.
Distal Shafthair
The gap in the door. It’s a separate reality.
The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?
Russ Thacker
Hey, I can see Narnia!!
KiKS
“They’re eating her… then they’re gonna eat me…”
KiKS
“At this distance, the keyholes look gorgeous…”
KiKS
Pixel peeping – a medieval example
KiKS
“Hey, switch of that bloody torch… I can’t see a thing!”
Nick B.
Damn this retina scanner is old fashioned…
Kashtar
Exquisite workmanship and rich Corinthian leather.
Kashtar
Ah. So that’s where Del Toro is keeping his cast for Hellboy 3
Elizabeth
Mia peers through the key hole to her agent’s office, desperately hoping the new script he’s reviewing for her isn’t a period piece. A quiet expletive slips from her mouth as she realizes it’s a World War II movie.
“I thought Guillermo said this was an original screenplay. If so, why am I peeping through a key hole like a dumb blonde in hundreds of other movies.”
Chapz Kilud
It’s Erin Andrews again. This time I’ll get a hi-res camera.
Chapz Kilud
Was that Kim or Paris? Dang, it’s both!
Distal Shafthair
Lady Lucille: “This can’t be the right hole. It’s way too big for your junk!”
Sir Thomas: “Forget this, I’m going to have sex with my wife instead. I’m sure your response will be measured and rational.”
EM
Sliding cinema standards: EYEMAX TWO-KNEE