Incredible Contest Alert: Win the Bond 50 Collection on Blu-ray!

We usually like to start contests on Mondays around here, but we just received late word that we have an extra copy of the amazing ‘Bond 50‘ box set en route, and we can’t wait to give our readers the chance to take it home. That’s right, we’re giving away the 23-disc collection that includes all of the James Bond movies from 1962 to present to one of you… for free! Don’t miss this incredible opportunity. Enter our contest today!

As if last week’s ‘Indiana Jones’ contest wasn’t exciting enough, this may be the biggest Blu-ray giveaway that we’ve held so far. When it initially looked like distributor 20th Century Fox wasn’t going to send us a screener of the ‘Bond 50’ box set for review, we went ahead and purchased our own copy. We don’t know what the delay was about, but the studio finally confirmed that it would send us a copy after all. Sure, we could have just let someone on staff keep it, but we prefer to reward our readers. Therefore, without any hesitation at all, we immediately decided to give the spare copy away.

To win the box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest and give us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “You may feel a little pinch.”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.)

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, October 5th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck, everyone!

If you haven’t already, be sure to also vote in our recent 007 polls. Doing so may not affect your odds of winning this contest, but they’re fun.


    • T.K. Foppiano

      1. “You think this is bad, wait until we turn you over.”
      2. “It’s okay, I did the same thing to Odd Job. He doesn’t talk as much now though.”
      3. “Wait – a SILVER laser device? Where’s the gold plated one? For God’s sake, my name is GOLDFINGER! It’s my whole thing! How hard is this to figure out, you guys?!”
      4. “Okay, okay, Goldfinger, I’m sorry I leaked that video of your friend Romney.”
      5. “Now Mr. Bond, you will feel the hot, probing touch of Goldfing – wait, wait, this threat got uncomfortably away from me, let’s start again.”
      6. “Look, pal, when you’ve slept around as much as you have, OF COURSE the procedures to clean up your STD’s are going to be extreme.”
      7. “Come on, ask me. Ask me if I expect you to talk. I’ve gotta killer comeback ready, just COME ON!”
      8. “Oh, stop complaining, it could be worse. There’s a guy down the street turning people into human centipedes. (Shudder).”
      9. “What? Yes, those guys back there are going to watch. Hey – don’t make this weird, man.”
      10. “You’ve chosen wisely, Mr. Bond. I can only hope that if your successor faces this same choice, that he, too, will pick death by laser beam over sleeping with Grace Jones.”

    • Sam Calvin

      “Mr. Bond, I assure you it will work. It’s from Apple.”

      “Mr. Bond, liposuction won’t be invented for another twenty years, so we’ll go with this.”

      “Choose your next kidney very carefully, Mr. Bond; it may be your last.”

      “Soon, Mr. Bond, you will be what your fellow countrymen call a ‘rightie’.”

      “When I’m finished with you, Mr. Bond, you will look exactly like Joan Rivers.”

      “In fifty years, Mr. Bond, this laser will fit entirely inside your Blu-ray player.”

      “It’s that time of year for your flu shot, Mr. Bond.”

      “Mr. Bond, your ‘Mini-Me’ is about to get a free haircut.”

      “Mr. Bond, that car tracking mechanism of yours is about to find a new home.”

      “Mr. Bond, your tattoo of Ms. Galore will soon have a moustache.”

  1. John M

    -Are you sure all the Bond Girls will like this?

    -Mr Bond or should I call you Zed!! This is for that horrible RED OUTFIT!!!