We usually like to start contests on Mondays around here, but we just received late word that we have an extra copy of the amazing ‘Bond 50‘ box set en route, and we can’t wait to give our readers the chance to take it home. That’s right, we’re giving away the 23-disc collection that includes all of the James Bond movies from 1962 to present to one of you… for free! Don’t miss this incredible opportunity. Enter our contest today!
As if last week’s ‘Indiana Jones’ contest wasn’t exciting enough, this may be the biggest Blu-ray giveaway that we’ve held so far. When it initially looked like distributor 20th Century Fox wasn’t going to send us a screener of the ‘Bond 50’ box set for review, we went ahead and purchased our own copy. We don’t know what the delay was about, but the studio finally confirmed that it would send us a copy after all. Sure, we could have just let someone on staff keep it, but we prefer to reward our readers. Therefore, without any hesitation at all, we immediately decided to give the spare copy away.
To win the box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest and give us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “You may feel a little pinch.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.)
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, October 5th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck, everyone!
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If you haven’t already, be sure to also vote in our recent 007 polls. Doing so may not affect your odds of winning this contest, but they’re fun.
Shad Issa
“Are you SURE you dont want me to flip over?”
T.K. Foppiano
1. “You think this is bad, wait until we turn you over.”
2. “It’s okay, I did the same thing to Odd Job. He doesn’t talk as much now though.”
3. “Wait – a SILVER laser device? Where’s the gold plated one? For God’s sake, my name is GOLDFINGER! It’s my whole thing! How hard is this to figure out, you guys?!”
4. “Okay, okay, Goldfinger, I’m sorry I leaked that video of your friend Romney.”
5. “Now Mr. Bond, you will feel the hot, probing touch of Goldfing – wait, wait, this threat got uncomfortably away from me, let’s start again.”
6. “Look, pal, when you’ve slept around as much as you have, OF COURSE the procedures to clean up your STD’s are going to be extreme.”
7. “Come on, ask me. Ask me if I expect you to talk. I’ve gotta killer comeback ready, just COME ON!”
8. “Oh, stop complaining, it could be worse. There’s a guy down the street turning people into human centipedes. (Shudder).”
9. “What? Yes, those guys back there are going to watch. Hey – don’t make this weird, man.”
10. “You’ve chosen wisely, Mr. Bond. I can only hope that if your successor faces this same choice, that he, too, will pick death by laser beam over sleeping with Grace Jones.”
To Sir With Love
Ever hear of the word, Overkill?
To Sir With Love
I can get out of this you know?!
David Noonan
that’s gonna leave a mark!
Sam Calvin
“Mr. Bond, I assure you it will work. It’s from Apple.”
“Mr. Bond, liposuction won’t be invented for another twenty years, so we’ll go with this.”
“Choose your next kidney very carefully, Mr. Bond; it may be your last.”
“Soon, Mr. Bond, you will be what your fellow countrymen call a ‘rightie’.”
“When I’m finished with you, Mr. Bond, you will look exactly like Joan Rivers.”
“In fifty years, Mr. Bond, this laser will fit entirely inside your Blu-ray player.”
“It’s that time of year for your flu shot, Mr. Bond.”
“Mr. Bond, your ‘Mini-Me’ is about to get a free haircut.”
“Mr. Bond, that car tracking mechanism of yours is about to find a new home.”
“Mr. Bond, your tattoo of Ms. Galore will soon have a moustache.”
Luis
“It’s such a clear night, you should be able to see Uranus.”
Benjamin Guerrero
Yes, Mr. Bond, I expect you to take your flu shot!
Douglas Anthony
” Remember Mr. Bond. Always read the user agreement before checking YES! “
Vinnie
“This was the day I realized I had a heroin problem”
Shad Issa
“Thaaaaaat’s gonna leave a mark”
Vinnie
“You sure this is how Dick Cheney lives forever?”
Zoso161
“I’d like to introduce you to the Iron Giant.”
Shad Issa
“Shouldn’t you buy me dinner first…?”
TommyP
This prostate exam seems rather excessive
Shad Issa
“……BAZINGA……”
BSTNFAN
I don’t think my insurance covers this.
Michael Raye
Maybe its my viewing andle, but I think your vasectomy laser needs adjustment.
Spence
“You don’t have plans for having children, do you, Mr. Bond?”
iDavid956
“No, thank you, Auric, I’m already circumcised.”
Mike
I told you I have already been circumsized!
John M
-Are you sure all the Bond Girls will like this?
-Mr Bond or should I call you Zed!! This is for that horrible RED OUTFIT!!!
Brian
Mine’s bigger, Mr Bond.
Brian
colonoscopy time…
Brian
Holy Crap. They REALLY do probe…
Alex
This is payback for Highlander II
DAn
“Mr Bond, Never Say Never Again” !
Jo Buchanan
Circumcision is really a simple procedure, Mr. Bond.
Rich
…and you’re sure none of those other guys are showing any side effects?
PharrTexas
“Thanks but I’ve already had my flu shot this year.”
battlechaser
2000 years of Medicine and THAT’S the smallest needle we have?
battlechaser
OK and the coils in the tube go where?
Alex
Am I going to need a bag of frozen peas afterwards?
battlechaser
if we’re gonna do this, can we at least close the curtain?
Alex
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to make 19 more of these movies of vastly varying quality…
John Casey
Miss Moneypenny called. She wants to speak with you.
Alex
When this is over, Mr. Bond, it is *you* who shall be known as Pussy Galore…
ron
You SHOULD be worried Mr Bond…it’s actually aimed too high at the moment.