Do Not Pass Go – Win ‘Boardwalk Empire: Season Three’ on Blu-ray!

It’s time to give away another TV series box set, and I think you guys will like this one. (Something tells me that this will go over better than the copy of ‘Girls’ we almost gave away last week.) How’d you like to win twelve hours of gangster action in HBO’s ‘Boardwalk Empire: The Complete Third Season‘? Yeah, that sounds pretty good, doesn’t it?

To win a copy of the Blu-ray box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “Why are you running away? Don’t you like Dragonfly Ripple?”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray box set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, August 23rd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Timcharger

    Yes, it makes perfect sense that Harvey Dent would attempt to kill Batman with poisoned vanilla ice cream, because Batman saved him instead of Harvey’s fiance.

    And as for the Joker who DID kill Harvey’s fiance, Harvey gave him a non-poisoned chocolate ice cream cone. That is because the Joker is a dog that “makes no plans” and just chases ice cream trucks.

    Harvey sure hates Batman, a man with “PLANS!”

  2. Timcharger

    “I’m Harvey Dent, and I’ll give you chance to live…”

    “…I’ve run out of coins, but if the cone on my right melts first, you’ll live…”

    “…nope, my left cone melted first, it’s not your lucky day…”

  3. Timcharger

    By ingeniously wearing a mask and only showing a side profile at the boardwalk’s food booth, Johnny was able to get TWO cones at Ben & Jerry’s Free Ice Cream Cone Day.

  4. Timcharger

    As the muscle-bound jerk kicked sand at Johnny and walked away with Johnny’s girl around his muscular arm, Johnny promised to himself that by next summer he’ll work out and show up at the beach in a speedo not a suit, and have facial reconstructive surgery, too.

  5. Timcharger

    Prior to Josh publishing his review about how horrible HBO used edge enhancement to make the Boardwalk Empire casts’ faces “pop-out”, luckily Josh had his new home theater properly calibrated.

    This avoided pages and pages of thread attacks where Josh wrote that the actors looked like they were wearing waxy masks. Embarrassment avoided, whew!

  6. Michael Lombardo

    1) “Crowds gathered to witness expert veteran marksman Richard Harrow participate his accuracy in Atlantic City’s annual: “Bearded woman titty cone toss.”

    2) “Richard Harrow calmly purchases ice-cream cones only two episodes before COMPLETELY wiping out a whore-house ALA Travis Bickle.”

    3) “Jimmy was a soldier. He fought. He lost….Probably because he never wanted to share an ice-cream cone with me.”

    4) “The mysterious Richard Harrow looks to the distance while contemplating life. Both where he stands with newly acquired girlfriend AND whether or not these two ice-cones will give him the Atlantic City shits.”

  7. Angela L

    “Two cones. Check. Half a face. Check. Going COMMANDO on the beach with everyone staring at your veteran man-parts, while holding two cones and having a half a face. CHECK. CHECK. AND CHECK!”

  8. Timcharger

    (Play your Phantom CD/mp3)
    Daytime dark suit, so much beach congestion,
    Hot day, wax mask, not a good combination,
    Silently my senses abandon their defenses,
    Helpless to resist the cone sale in sight,
    Two for one price on ice cream tonight!

    • Timcharger

      How many Honorable Mentions can one have per contest?

      My captions are pure gold, baby. I hit for the cycle; I’m on fire!

      Drops bat, walk off home run.

  9. Matthew Peerce

    They were out of the “Coconut to die for,” So I settled for the “Nucky Fudge.” Don’t give me any of your lip!