Isn’t it about time we had another contest? I think so. How about we give away some free copies of ‘Black Swan’ on Blu-ray? Follow after the break for the rules on how you can win!
I’m sure you already know what ‘Black Swan’ is. The movie just won Natalie Portman an Oscar and was also nominated for Best Picture. In case you’ve been living in a cave cut off from all human contact for the past year or something, here’s the studio PR blurb:
Starring Natalie Portman in her Academy Award® winning role*, BLACK SWAN is a seductive yet haunting film that will leave you breathless. Directed by innovator Darren Aronofsky (The Wrestler), this Best Picture nominated film boasts a wealth of talent including Portman (Closer), in the performance of her career, as well as Mila Kunis (Date Night), Winona Ryder (Girl, Interrupted) and Vincent Cassel (Ocean’s Twelve). In the film that Daily Variety hailed as “…wicked, sexy and ultimately devastating… fascinating,” Natalie Portman’s mesmerizing transformation into the Black Swan leaves you breathless – and wanting to see it again. Become part of the haunting phenomenon and own BLACK SWAN on Blu-ray or DVD on March 29th from Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment.
BLACK SWAN follows the story of Nina (Natalie Portman), a ballerina in the New York City Ballet trying to make it to the top. When artistic director Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel) decides to replace prima ballerina Beth MacIntyre (Winona Ryder) for the opening production of their new season, Swan Lake, Nina is his first choice. But a new dancer, Lily (Mila Kunis), also impresses Leroy and becomes Nina’s competition. Nina fits the White Swan role perfectly with her innocence and grace, but Lily is the personification of the Black Swan with her fiery personality. As the two young dancers expand their rivalry into a twisted friendship, Nina begins to get more in touch with her dark side with a recklessness that threatens to destroy her.
And here’s the trailer.
Freaky, huh?
The movie is being released on Blu-ray tomorrow, but we’ve got two copies to give away.
How do you win? That’s simple. We’re doing this as another photo caption contest, because those are always fun. All you need to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image, then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. Something like, for example:
“AFLAC!”
Yeah, that’s right, I just took that one. So you’ve got to come up with something even better. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have two copies of the Blu-ray to give away.
Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, April 1st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
Barton Kimball
Pink Eye? Great. That’s what I get for farting on my own pillow.
Jay Rodriguez
Maybe he should have pulled out last night.
paul
“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’…you talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talkin to? Oh yeah? OK.”
paul
“What do you mean I’m funny? Let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me..but I’m funny how. I mean funny like a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
Joe Smith
in yo FACE, George Lucas!
EM
As the glass cracked, Natalie realized—much to her dismay—that she did resemble her driver’s-license photo.
sylvain gagnon
Darn, 7 years of bad luck. I better keep that bad swan costume for a while.
RBBrittain
Why, oh WHY doesn’t the Ballet offer Aflac???
RBBrittain
Or if that’s too close to the example:
Why, oh WHY did the HMO turn me down for those schizo drugs???
Jay Rodriguez
I’ve been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
Robert Vigil
Bjork-eat your heart out!
“I’m starting with the Man in the Mirror…..”
Luke Hickman
How long would a fight between Peter Griffin and THIS bird last?
Luke Hickman
Is that Natalie Portman or Dee Reynolds from “It’s Always Sunny?”
Mike Anderson
I really hope nobody makes fun of my featherboobs.
Luke Hickman
That’s one soft rack!
David Coomer
Great i knew it i am possesed i should have stayed away from that new Hardees Burger called The Hell-burger you will never be the same again!
Jay Rodriguez
my 7th try
“I knew I shouldn’t have had Lasik done”
Robert McBride
The morning after hooking up with Darth Vader, Padme realizes why they call it the dark side.
Jay Rodriguez
8th try
Evil? No man, it’s not evil. It’s an illusion.
Jay Rodriguez
9th try
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy.
Jayolson3
“You sqwawkin’ to me?”
“Scene from Mirrors 3”
“So that’s what a latent lesbian really looks like”
“Gawd, I hope I don’t start molting”
“No . . . wire . . . . hangers”
“There’s nuthin’ hotter than a white feathery comb-over”
“There is no Natalie, only Zuul”
“Scene from Crazy Birdwoman of Alcatraz”
Daniel O'Reilly
Mother Goose Takes a Gander.
Ryan Megan
There’s no way he can get me pregnant with these feather boobs.
Jim Brundige
“i’ll show you peter jackson, i shoulda been cast in the lord of the rings! my precious GOLD”
Robert McBride
No, It’s Rabbit Season!!
Daniel O'Reilly
What happens when birds fly too early in the morning.
Jim Brundige
*goodbye horses playing in the background*
“i would f&ck me, would you f&ck me? i’d f&ck me i’d f&ck me so hard.”
Jim Brundige
Lorania: john said he’d never cheat, i showed him.
Daniel O'Reilly
They told me I would grow up to be beautiful.
DH1987
tries 4-9
“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonl…nevermind I see you already did”
“You look like a pumpkin, bitch!”
“What has been seen cannot be unseen”
“Your eyes are red, your skin is pale, you stare into nothingness”
Nina-“Say it..outloud”
“Charlie Sheen”
Nina-“Yes…wait, what?”
“Would you **** me, I’d **** me”
Nina-“Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?”
Mirror-“Lily”
*shatters mirror*
Mirror-“Err..I mean you are my sweet Nina”
Nina-“That’s better”
Daniel O'Reilly
When ugly ducklings remain ugly ducklings.