Isn’t it about time we had another contest? I think so. How about we give away some free copies of ‘Black Swan’ on Blu-ray? Follow after the break for the rules on how you can win!
I’m sure you already know what ‘Black Swan’ is. The movie just won Natalie Portman an Oscar and was also nominated for Best Picture. In case you’ve been living in a cave cut off from all human contact for the past year or something, here’s the studio PR blurb:
Starring Natalie Portman in her Academy Award® winning role*, BLACK SWAN is a seductive yet haunting film that will leave you breathless. Directed by innovator Darren Aronofsky (The Wrestler), this Best Picture nominated film boasts a wealth of talent including Portman (Closer), in the performance of her career, as well as Mila Kunis (Date Night), Winona Ryder (Girl, Interrupted) and Vincent Cassel (Ocean’s Twelve). In the film that Daily Variety hailed as “…wicked, sexy and ultimately devastating… fascinating,” Natalie Portman’s mesmerizing transformation into the Black Swan leaves you breathless – and wanting to see it again. Become part of the haunting phenomenon and own BLACK SWAN on Blu-ray or DVD on March 29th from Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment.
BLACK SWAN follows the story of Nina (Natalie Portman), a ballerina in the New York City Ballet trying to make it to the top. When artistic director Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel) decides to replace prima ballerina Beth MacIntyre (Winona Ryder) for the opening production of their new season, Swan Lake, Nina is his first choice. But a new dancer, Lily (Mila Kunis), also impresses Leroy and becomes Nina’s competition. Nina fits the White Swan role perfectly with her innocence and grace, but Lily is the personification of the Black Swan with her fiery personality. As the two young dancers expand their rivalry into a twisted friendship, Nina begins to get more in touch with her dark side with a recklessness that threatens to destroy her.
And here’s the trailer.
Freaky, huh?
The movie is being released on Blu-ray tomorrow, but we’ve got two copies to give away.
How do you win? That’s simple. We’re doing this as another photo caption contest, because those are always fun. All you need to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image, then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. Something like, for example:
“AFLAC!”
Yeah, that’s right, I just took that one. So you’ve got to come up with something even better. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have two copies of the Blu-ray to give away.
Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, April 1st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
Aaron Strader
I sure as hell hope that Natalie’s baby gets the father’s eyes…
Andrew Kline
Ha! Good one. (BTW, apparently you have to write a short paragraph a comment to be approved.)
Jeff Williams
Do you think this swan and brick suit makes me look fat?
Rob
We don’t need no…..ed-u-ca-tion
Aaron Strader
Black Swan – v., to prove that sex out of wedlock, bisexual encounters, and even masturbation all have severe consequences. (e.g. Susie would have come to prom, but we heard she got Black Swanned by this girl at summer camp)
Jeff Williams
On the next episode of Faced Off, someone gets stuck with the ‘Industrial Swan Princess’ motif.
Aaron Strader
I’m so totally never stealing cursed gypsy lipstick from work ever again. Look at what happened to Winona Ryder.
Rob
So, if she weighs less than a duck…..she’s made of wood?
Aaron Strader
I may be half mutated with red eyes, but at least I made it out to this point of the movie better than anyone in Requiem for a Dream did. Poor Jennifer Connolly.
Manny
“I’m sooooo high right now…are you sure this is a Princess Leia costume?”
DH1987
“I really DO look like Mila Kunis!”
“Wow! Thats the last time I take pills from strangers, I could have sworn I hooked up with a shaggy dog”
*Looks Down*
“I stand corrected, a man in a shaggy dog costume….why do I always get the freaks?”
“I should have never slept with Darth Maul…Anakin is gonna kill me”
Steve Mesa
“Great, now I have seven years of bad luck.”
Rob
And as I remove the first brick, finally we can see that stored in Al Capone’s vault all these years was……um……..
Aaron Strader
Natalie Portman as The Creeper in – Minecraft: The Movie!
Taygan315
Damn Paul and his 3DTV!!!
Lee Busby
I’m tired of always feeling so “hoi polloi.”
Jeff Williams
Why do I even bother with these artsy movies…I want to be worshipped again by fanboys. Hello Marvel, do you have any upcoming superhero love interest parts coming up…I want back in the game. All you have is Thor? I’ll take it!
Scott Gallopo
– “That bitch said she did HOW much of the dancing??”
– “I should have never done that line of Charlie Sheen…”
– “In the span of two movies, I have made out with a ‘That 70’s Show’ couple… Dear god.”
– “The Crack’s Gone”
– “So doc, I did this movie in New Jersey called ‘Garden State.’ One thing led to another with this guy I met named Situation, and when I woke up the next morning my eyes were bloodshot and I was growing feathers.”
Aaron Strader
While boys are threatened with hairy palms and blindness if they actively masturbate; girls seem to have a similar set of risks to endure if they try it.
Rob
And day 36 of the World Staring Contest Championship is brought to you by…..
Aaron Strader
Veruca Salt regretfully got those Golden Eggs she wanted from the sadistic hands of Dr. Willy Wonka Moreau, chocolatier and genetic researcher.
COLORADOHDMAN
The producers of Broadway’s Pink Floyd The Wall: A Ballet were shocked to learn today the play will close after just one performance.
Manny
“I sure hope this Howard the Duck remake works out”
Timothy Chen
QUEEN AMIDALA AINT GOT NOTHIN’ ON ME!
Timothy Chen
2nd entry:
Who farted on my pillow again?
James Leming
“Jesus Christ, I look like Bjork!”
“Another seven years bad luck…guess I’m stuck in this dress”.
“I’m so lucky all I had to do to get this job is lose my fucking mind!”
Kyle
Diarrhea can hit you like a brick wall.
She looks like she saw a ghost…or Mila Kunis naked.
The reboot of the Shaggy Dog looks like it’s coming along well.
Man, Natalie Portman’s body double REALLY looks exactly like her.
Darren Arronofsky’s – “The Furry”
Isaac McKeithen
“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”
Colin Shaw
– Padmé didn’t die; she just turned to the Dark Side.
– While preparing for “Your Highness,” Natalie forgets what movie she is still filming.
– “You know what else is gross?” *long strenuous fart* “Arrghhh! I broke a damn blood vessel!”
– This photo was taken during Natalie’s days at Harvard, when she smoked weed everyday. Then she would cheat every test and snort all the yay.
– Natalie Portman’s drug use? Yeah, I can vouch for that. My dick is scared of that girl.
– “Ben Stein you lying son-of-a…you said it would get the red out!!!”
– I don’t know what it is about Natalie Portman…something about her just makes doves want to vigorously hump the back of her head.
Dustin
“I did ALL the dancing, Bitch!”
AKchris
Why is it always a black/white issue?!
AlbertX
I know I cant participate as Usual Europe get screwed.
However here is mine:
– Anakin are you sure this is the look you want for our Wedding Night?
– Oh my God those Gungans were not playing when they said their pink eye is extreme.
– I dont know if I got my make up right, The red was suppose to be in the lips or in my eyeballs?
– I was trying to launch some Heat Vision, this is as far as I got.
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