Yes, two contests in one week! Our latest prize is totally sick! We’re giving away Kumail Nanjiani’s acclaimed indie comedy/drama ‘The Big Sick‘ on Blu-ray. Enter for your chance to win.
You should know the drill by now. To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Hey girl, has anyone ever told you that you look like you could be the granddaughter of Oscar-winning filmmaker and notorious Joe McCarthy appeaser Elia Kazan? ‘Cuz you totally do and I am into it.”
We have five copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Friday, September 22nd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
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“Would you like me call you for breakfast or to nudge you?”
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“Wanna play Columbus and find a route to India?”
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“Couldn’t help overhearing, your cheating boyfriend works for FedEx? Well no better revenge than going UPS, to go brown (wink).”
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“You like spicy food? You can be my naan, and I can be your curry.”
Mike
Hey hot chicks!!!! Hey ova herrrre!!
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“So what are your parents like?”
“Everybody loves my dad and my mom is incredible.”
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“You ladies want to come to my apartment and look at my Criterion Collection?”
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“I’d love to put some cream in your coffee.”
Timcharger
“Be brave. Don’t be shy. We can get to know each other a little better. It’s not like talking with me will get you cancer, right?”
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“Let’s split from here and go check out my projector. And you can see what else I have that’s always at Constant Image Height.”
B. Guerrero
Do you know what love is? “Love is stupid monkeys dancing in a slapstick hurricane”. At least that’s what my Pakistani mom told me. Do you wanna go somewhere?b
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“If it weren’t for the 21X9 framing, you wouldn’t have your bff there to help you fend off guys like me.”
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“I’m somewhat of a celebrity, I have Tic Tacs, and our President said that I can just grab you by your…”
Skyler Olson
“So if elastigirl is your mom… does that make jack jack your brother?”
Skyler Olson
“Want to come over and play video games?”
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“So… you think we’ll be up for best picture?”
Elizabeth
“Dude, we’re lesbians. Unless you’re hiding a vaj under that ugly sweater, you have zero chance.”
Me: Could these contest screen grabs be any less interesting?
Josh: Hold my beer…
“You’re right, I realize now that an open bar at an AA meeting probably wasn’t the way to go.”
“I couldn’t help noticing how you’re holding that straw. I’ve got something long and hard you might be interested in wrapping your fingers around.”
Fashion tip: An ugly sweater can distract people from noticing your giant nose and terri haircut.
Derek
No , I did not just get back from White Castle or Guantanamo Bay.
Derek
You might have a better chance if you lose the Cosby sweater.
Chris
Him: “Oh my god.. ‘New Girl’ is like my favorite show and I loved you in ‘500 days of Summer’!”
Her: “I think you’re confused. I’m not Zooey. My name is Zoe!”
Andrew
“Fear not ladies, I may be wearing Bill Cosby’s sweater, but those drinks are totally clean. I promise.”
Andrew
“NORM! You look different…”
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Two girls and two cups + Kumail Nanjiani
No doo doo and barf this time, but still plenty of bodily fluids.
Andrew
“Hey there girl… wait… Are you my appendix?? Cause I have no idea how you work, but I got a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out.”
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Kumail: Did you know that Pakistan has the only fertile desert in the world?
Zoe: Really? Tell me more.
Kumail: It’s called the Tharparkar desert and it’s located in Sindh the province.
Zoe: This is very informative.
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Kumail: What’s your favorite piece of silverware?
Zoe: Fork you.
Kumail: I was going to say spoon.
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Kumail: I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one you’re missing to make you a 10.
Zoe: I would definitely rate you as a one, that much is true.
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Kumail: Lime falling in love with you already.
Zoe: **stares in disbelief**
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Zoe: Before you hit on me, know that I feel a coma coming on.
Kumail: Sounds fun, I could get to know your parents.
Csm101
“Which one of you lucky ladies wants to pick up my tab?”