Yes, two contests in one week! Our latest prize is totally sick! We’re giving away Kumail Nanjiani’s acclaimed indie comedy/drama ‘The Big Sick‘ on Blu-ray. Enter for your chance to win.
You should know the drill by now. To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Hey girl, has anyone ever told you that you look like you could be the granddaughter of Oscar-winning filmmaker and notorious Joe McCarthy appeaser Elia Kazan? ‘Cuz you totally do and I am into it.”
We have five copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Friday, September 22nd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Nestor
I’m just chillin’. Waiting for Trump to deport me.
Nestor
No, I don’t know where White Castle is.
Andrew
“No, for the last time, I am NOT M. Night Shyamalan! I had nothing to do with ‘The Happening’!”
Andrew
“You know, you look like a poor man’s Scarlett Johansson. Which is fine, cause I look like a B-grade Aziz Ansari. Can I buy you a drink?”
Andrew
“Man, can you believe this place only put up ONE string of Christmas lights to decorate?!? Scrooge-a-palooza!”
Richard
Kumail: You guys hear about this picture of some dress that’s going viral? Some bozos think it’s white and gold but it’s obviously black and blue.
Emily (internally): You…motherfucker.
Richard
Emily: If La La Land beats Moonlight at the Academy Awards this year, I swear, they’re racist.
Kumail: Well, I’m Indian and I like La La Land more.
Emily: …
Andrew
“I’m sorry to interrupt you ladies, but just wanted to give you a heads-up that David Alan Grier ‘April Fools’ed’ you and took a whiz in your drinks when you were in the ladies’ room.”
Andrew
“You see I’m not using a coaster? R-E-B-E-L!
Getting weak in the knees???”
Andrew
“Hey ladies, can you do me a favor? Can you please tell me if this Miller Lite napkin smells like chloroform?”
Andrew
“You don’t know much about arranged marriages? Good, that’ll make this conversation much easier.”
Kyle Wright
I see you’re drinking Miller Lite. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking Miller regular if you wanted to.
Kyle Wright
Kumail: Will you go out with me?
Emily: No.
Kumail: Will you go out with me?
Emily: No.
Kumail: Will you go out with me?
Emily: No.
Kumail: Will you not go out with me?
Emily: No.
Kumail: Yes!!!
Emily: $#*@.
Kyle Wright
Wanna karaoke? I do the best impression of Shah Rukh Khan covering Rocket Saiyyan that you’ll ever hear…I wonder if they have that on the playlist?
Kyle Wright
Kumail: Oh man, this song is da bomb!
Emily: What!?! HE HAS A BOMB!!!
Kumail: No! That’s not what…
*people running out and screaming*
#pakastanilife #pakastanikablami
Richard
If I didn’t know any better, I’d say he just tried to hit on her using “that famous line” from Shark Attack 3.