Yes, two contests in one week! Our latest prize is totally sick! We’re giving away Kumail Nanjiani’s acclaimed indie comedy/drama ‘The Big Sick‘ on Blu-ray. Enter for your chance to win.
You should know the drill by now. To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Hey girl, has anyone ever told you that you look like you could be the granddaughter of Oscar-winning filmmaker and notorious Joe McCarthy appeaser Elia Kazan? ‘Cuz you totally do and I am into it.”
We have five copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Friday, September 22nd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
T.J. Kats
Yes we really let him name the company “Pied Piper”
Csm101
“Excuse me, Miss?”
“Uh sorry, I don’t speak uhh espanol, or Puerto Rican…or whatever.”
“I meant the girl behind you.”
NJScorpio
1) This awkward exchange brought to you by Miller Lite.
NJScorpio
2) “This is an A B conversation…”
Deaditelord
Kumail: “I came to this party expecting a raging kegger and all you have is a couple gin and tonics and a napkin case from Miller LIte? Uhm… FAIL!”
Alex
All this product placement is making me think Kumail Nanjiani could be the next 007.
NJScorpio
3) “What’s a pretty lady like yourself doing in a dark bar like this all alone?”
NJScorpio
4) “…big SICK…I said, ‘big SICK’…wait, don’t leave…”
Slayer117x
What do you mean this isn’t an ugly sweater party
NJScorpio
5) “I’m one of those Indian doctors you hear so much about. I get access to all sorts of drugs…like the ones in your drink!”
Deaditelord
I can see why this new remake of Road House tanked at the box office.
Ryan Chodora
Have you guys downloaded the new Pied Piper app?
Csm101
Remember that Oreo joke?
Csm101
“One mor- two more of these drinks, and I might want to go home with you and your sweater .”
Csm101
You know who else wore sweaters like that and liked to be around women and their drinks? GO HOME LADIES!! GO HOME!!
Qba
I can say hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to use tomorrow?
Chase Dunnette
Hey girl… don’t take this the wrong way… but I think I saw your man hanging out with a deceased Harry Potter out in the woods nearby…
David Staschke
“My worst moment? Well… this one time I became CEO of a tech company and put tons of product in my hair.”
Chapz Kilud
Are you two interested in a little threesome tonight?
Chapz Kilud
My name is Vodka Martini, I’m always shaken and disturbed.
Kenneth Pereira
And my name is JOHN CENA!!!!!
Chapz Kilud
I’m Jose. And you’re Irma and Maria?
Timcharger
So “Harvey” is too sensitive to joke about, but the other hurricanes are fair game? (Just trying to see your logic.)
Derek
What were you thinking friendzoning Harry Potter?
Saqib Hasan
No, I’m not the dude from Big Bang Theory…no, we don’t all look alike…
Csm101
“Hello Big Sick, would you like to meet my Big Stick?”
David Staschke
“I’m just a Mulder looking for my Scully. So what do you say, girl?”
Dan
“Hi, I’m with the IRS and you owe us $500. If you don’t pay my bar tab, you will be arrested and taken to jail.”
Timcharger
“Really? Well this sweater would look even better on your bedroom floor.”
Dan
“Have I answered your questions and provided good customer service?”
Timcharger
“Scarlett? Is that you? Oh, has anyone ever told you of your resemblance to Johanssen?”