Due to a lack of suitable prizes, we took a couple weeks off from holding contests. Lest you think that we no longer love giving away free stuff to our readers, we’re back with a vengeance this week. Enter our new contest for your chance to win the creepily spectacular ‘American Horror Story: Asylum‘ on Blu-ray!
In the show’s second season, ‘American Horror Story’ made the bold decision not to continue any of the storylines from the first season. Instead, the series has established itself as an anthology with a recurring cast of actors playing new roles in new storylines each year. Even if you didn’t catch the first season, you should have no trouble jumping right in here.
‘Asylum’ takes us back in time to the 1960s with a new setting in the world’s dankest, darkest, altogether ickiest loony bin, where all sorts of crazy things happen to both the patients and the staff – from unethical medical experiments to demonic possession to alien probing and more. You just never know what sort of fresh lunacy the show will deliver from episode to episode. In addition to returning star Jessica Lange, this season brings in guest roles from a great cast of actors including James Cromwell, Ian McShane and Joseph Fiennes.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image:
For example: “It’s more fun to be on Santa’s naughty list.”
We have one copy of the box set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, October 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Peter
You really think if I suck on this mint candy cane no one will know I’ve been drinking?
Peter
Well that’s the last time I say “yes” when Santa asks if I’ll help him ring his bell.
Angela L
4) “Being surrounded by crazy women all day during the filming of the 2nd season of American Horror Story took it’s toll on actor Ian McShane. He was rumored to have gone to his family physician who diagnosed a personal issue he was having as “PERMANENT DEADWOOD”
tyler
A Coppola Christmas
Art0330
There’s a reason why I’m smiling and you can’t see both of Santa’s hands.
Art0330
*burp* Yum. Elf stew and now a touch of dessert.
Brandon Erwin
Sorry it’s long guys. I one Robin Hood A few years back with a poem, so thought I’d give it another go! Hope you enjoy.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the manor
Every creature was stirring, causing quite the clamor;
The crosses once hung by the chimney with care,
Now faced down, giving hints of the evil living there.
The patients strapped down all snug in their beds,
While electroshock therapy was applied to their heads;
Sister Jude in her lingerie, and Kit in his cell,
Were about to be put through a great deal of hell.
Out in a storm, raining down with the thunder,
Aliens invade the asylum, as Kit is put under.
Meanwhile the lesbian, forced by the physician,
Gets treated with apomorphine to cure her “condition.”
Images of women, bare, on the screen did appear,
As the doctor tried everything to alleviate the queer.
Down the hall, in the darkness an innocent Sister,
Taken over by demons, with the hopes to enlist her
In the war between gods and devils and saints,
While the innocent suffer, tied down with constraints.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, within the bowels of the Institution,
Where Not a soul would be spared, from the Devil’s persecution.
Chris C
Lady: Is That A Candy Cane In Your Pants? Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Santa: Oh That Is Why I Invented The Naughty & Nice List. You Must Find Out For Yourself!
Joe
With the advent of gigapixel cameras, Brangelina never looked the same again…
Dustin Collins
T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, Santa was flirting and reached under her blouse.
Austin
1. Last known photograph of Mother Nature and Father Christmas.
2. Despite his prickly reputation, Blackbeard was was actually rather jolly when spending Christmas in Tortuga.
3. “Ever rode the North Pole?”
4. “This toothpick doesn’t seem to be working.”
5. “I know an island that’s full of misf–, er, people just like you.”
6. “Did I ever tell you about the time I won the Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a–?”
“WE’VE HEARD IT, SANTA!”
7. Voiceover: You wanna know why I am the way I am, doc? Let’s start with my parents…
Austin
8. “I thought Santa would be the all night ride around the world, but he was more like the Polar Express.”
9. “What Santa doesn’t know is that I had an ultimate bean and cheese burrito for lunch.”
Ivan A.
That Candy Cane isn’t the only thing that is gonna be in his mouth.
Ron Watson
Santa was Bad Again this Year!
beatriz diaz
NAW WE DONT EAT LITTLE KIDS COME SIT ON MY LAP
Patrick
No amount of eggnog can make her “doable”!
Brandon
He sees you when you’re sleeping… and then he waits
Jeff Gavin
“I just die for Christmas.”