Due to a lack of suitable prizes, we took a couple weeks off from holding contests. Lest you think that we no longer love giving away free stuff to our readers, we’re back with a vengeance this week. Enter our new contest for your chance to win the creepily spectacular ‘American Horror Story: Asylum‘ on Blu-ray!
In the show’s second season, ‘American Horror Story’ made the bold decision not to continue any of the storylines from the first season. Instead, the series has established itself as an anthology with a recurring cast of actors playing new roles in new storylines each year. Even if you didn’t catch the first season, you should have no trouble jumping right in here.
‘Asylum’ takes us back in time to the 1960s with a new setting in the world’s dankest, darkest, altogether ickiest loony bin, where all sorts of crazy things happen to both the patients and the staff – from unethical medical experiments to demonic possession to alien probing and more. You just never know what sort of fresh lunacy the show will deliver from episode to episode. In addition to returning star Jessica Lange, this season brings in guest roles from a great cast of actors including James Cromwell, Ian McShane and Joseph Fiennes.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image:
For example: “It’s more fun to be on Santa’s naughty list.”
We have one copy of the box set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, October 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Trebor Edirbcm
Godfather IV? Already better than Godfather III.
Alex
No dead wood here!!!
Trebor Edirbcm
Bad Santa III: Free Clinic.
Alex
Santa, I’d like one of those big floppy black hats so I can join the coven.
Chris
The Naughty List: Even Santa is on it!
Csm101
Santa’s little helpers wanted.
Csm101
Silent Night, Horny Night
Shayne Blakeley
After meeting Santa she filled her own stockings
Shayne Blakeley
The gritty re-imagining of Yukon Cornelius is even creepier
Csm101
“And what would you like for Christmas young lady?”
“For you to stop poking me with your candy cane!”
Csm101
Santa dropped Mrs. Santa for a Jewish girl. What a scandal!!
Shayne Blakeley
A Nightmare On 34th Street
Csm101
Mrs. Santa bitterly responds with MOZEL TOV!!
Csm101
A Holiday Affair
Csm101
Santa does his best Dr. Evil impersonation to make the girl smile for the picture. “Would you like a hot pocket?”
Wayne W
All work and no play makes Leigh a dull boy
All work and no play makes Leigh a dull boy
All work and no play makes Leigh a dull boy
All work and no play makes Leigh a dull boy
v All work and no play makes Leigh a dull boy
All work and no play makes Leigh a dull boy
Joey C.
Can you find the third candy cane?
Javier Aleman
Ho Ho Ho
Wouldn’t you know there’s still room for one mo!
Timcharger
On the set of Bad Santa, we see that Billy Bob Thornton looks about the same without makeup. But Lauren Graham is a totally different story.
Shayne Blakeley
What a parent wouldn’t do for a Tickle-Me-Elmo
Tracy Zink
Great responses!! I can’t top some of them.
Jim
Santa, I can watch those elves twerk aaaaall day!
Ronald Oliver
Santa: I have just the adult toy you always wanted, do you feel me?
Lady: Yes, I feel you Santa.(Giggles)
Ronald Oliver
Santa: I’ve got something special for you little girl.
Lady: (Giggles) Oh yeah, what is it, Santa?
Santa: It’s a Beauty Makeover, because I think you need it.
Shayne Blakeley
Cringing at the sight of his mangled foot in the bear trap, Norman Rockwell continues painting. What choice does he have?
Jeremy R
No one wants to know where that candy cane has been.
dachst
well young lady thats not another candie cane in my pocket ! Ho Ho Ho !
Jacob
Want to see my Yule log?
Jonathan
“She don’t look like much, but she’s one bad bitch in the sack”
Jonathan
“Miley who? The original twerk champ”