Yes, we’re really doing this. One box set. Four movies. Over 50 hours of bonus features. A $139.99 value. And it can be yours for free! We’re giving away the ‘Alien Anthology’ on Blu-ray. All you have to do is make me laugh. It shouldn’t be that difficult. I’m easily amused.
All right now, listen up. I want this thing to go smooth and by the numbers.
The ‘Alien Anthology‘ box set contains all four blockbuster movies from the ‘Alien’ series and far too much supplemental content to list here. Digging into this set may take you the better part of a month.
The version we’re giving away is the standard box set packaging, not the limited edition collectible alien egg.
If you’ve paid attention to any of our other recent contests, you should know how this goes. This is another photo caption contest. To win this Blu-ray box set, all you have to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image, then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “Gross! I told you, no tongue!”
It’s that simple. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We only have one prize pack to give away.
We have one important rule change this time. Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. Winners of our previous contests are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, November 5th. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
twonunpackmule
This is how you get pregnant.
twonunpackmule
Baby making…alien style.
boo
Can’t read my, can’t read my, no she can’t read my poke-her-face.
John Jackson
Alien : Watch Aliens vs Predators now! See the horror!
Ripley : NOOO (starts crying)
boo
alien: It’s because I’m Jewish, isn’t it?
Purple Moose
It mostly comes out at night…mostly.
Purple Moose
Aww, come on. It’s not that small. I mean it’s the girth that matters, the girth. Right?
EM
♫ What would you do for a Klondike bar? ♫
donny
Uh….Care for a Mentos?
James Allder
ALIEN: “One word … prequels.”
RIPLEY: “AhhhNOOOOOOOOO….!!!”
*The Alien laughs maniacally*
James Wells
Aliens of Delta Kappa Epsilon: “No means yes, yes means chest bursting!!!”
Jason
Ripley:(weakly singing) Nothing compares, nothing compares to you…
Joe77
I’m sorry you had to purchase two versions of Avatar in only eight months but this is the Limited Collector’s Edition.
Nate St. Germain
Sigourney…. Si-Sigourney? Listen. Listen, I’m sorry, but… I, uh… I don’t know how to say this… But it looks like we are going to have to break up. Aww, baby don’t look at me like that! We knew it wouldn’t last through the production! It was just a thing, you know? Just a thing. It’s not you, it’s me. Okay, maybe it’s you. Once you shaved your head, it just stopped happening for me, you know baby?
Lahrs
Alien Queen: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Bishop never told you what happened to your mother.
Repley: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed her!
Alien Queen: No. *I* am your mother.
Purple Moose
You can’t handle the truth!
Purple Moose
Nobody puts Baby in a corner!
chad
No means no, Alien.
Lahrs
My mom always told me if I kept making faces, my face would freeze like that… I guess she was right.
Ripley, don’t be sad, our love is legal in Alabama, and I am willing to move for you!
What is wrong Ripley, you don’t like my goth look?
James Allder
LITTLE ALIEN IN STOMACH: “I can’t breath in here, mutherfucker.”
ALIEN: “Just be cool, this is how we gone get you over the border.”
Nick Colevas
“Ripley, dear, I told you Restraining Orders meant nothing these days!”
Nick Colevas
“Just the tip, ma’am. Just the tip.”
KTA
Alien Wiseau: “You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me aparrrrrt!!! Ripley!”
Callenby
The first rule of Fincher Club is you do not talk about Alien 3.
The second rule of Fincher Club is DO NOT talk about Alien 3!
EM
Despite calls for reform over the years, the taxpayer’s plight remained unchanged.
EM
The candidates’ names and faces might change, but the results were always the same.
twonunpackmule
You know what they say, love is blind.
Mark Allen Jacobson
“Dude, put that away!”
Callenby
Baby mama drama!
Callenby
Sigourney Weaver in a scene from “Piranha 3D.”