I could have just posted this in the comments to our own review of the movie, but the discussion there has gotten a little heated, and I wanted to make sure that everyone could see this. I really needed to call attention to the fact that the hilarious Topless Robot blog has published its much-anticipated, profanity-filled “Transformers 3 FAQ,” and it is a thing of beauty.
If you thought that Luke’s review here was hard on the movie, wait until you see the way this one thoroughly deconstructs it plot-point by absurd plot-point. It’s every bit up to the standard of the site’s legendary “Transformers 2 FAQ.” Michael Bay apologists, I’m dying to hear you defend the movie after this.
No, I have no affiliation with Topless Robot; I just think it’s awesome. Be sure to read the amazing ‘Green Lantern’ review there too.