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‘Terminator’ Contest Results

The results of last week’s ‘Terminator’ giveaway have been tabulated, calculated and robotically analyzed to determine a winner. To paraphrase Kyle Reese: Come with me if you want a Blu-ray.

As explained in the original post, the challenge was to come up with a clever or witty caption for the following image:

terminator caption Terminator Contest Results

This seemed like pretty fertile ground, and our readers came through with some entertaining responses. Here are some of our favorites.

Honorable Mentions
  1. Alex: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
  2. Barsoom Bob: The invitation DID say “Come as you are.”
  3. Aaron M: I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
  4. Don: It’s not a tumah!
  5. Adam C: “Some politicians will do anything for the 18 to 29 vote.”
  6. Jason C: “This is how Austrians say goodbye.”
  7. Shayne B: “And Danny Devito has the same birthmark on the other side!”
  8. Mike R: It’s hard to be intimidating when you’re built like a Ken doll.
  9. Csm101: “WE’RE GOING STREAKING! Through the quad, and into the gymnasium!”
  10. Michael P: Guys: “Wow that’s a great act, what do you call it?” Terminator: “The Aristocrats!”
  11. Rodney K: “Do you have any blu-ray slipcovers I can put on?”
  12. Zuria: “T-800. That’s right, the T stands for Tripod!”
  13. HuskerGuy: The T-101 completely misinterpreted “wang chung”, but he did have fun that night.
  14. Jonathan D: The cast discuss the finer points of Jung’s description of the collective unconscious and its pull upon the human condition between takes.
  15. Rob: Give me a sec…it’s rebooting.
The Winner!

Jim here had the most delightfully cringeworthy pun with this entry:

“I’ll be bare-back.”

Congratulations to Jim for winning ‘The Terminator‘ (Remastered) on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating. If you didn’t win this one, be sure to enter our ‘Hitchcock’ giveaway this week for another chance to take home a free Blu-ray.

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