Posts Tagged ‘Bad Movies’

How to Ruin a Good Thing: The ‘Matrix’ Sequels

How to Ruin a Good Thing: The ‘Matrix’ Sequels

While it’s not the greatest film ever made, ‘The Matrix‘ felt like a genuinely new and exciting IP when it first appeared in 1999. I can remember seeing it in the theater, not knowing much more than the central question: “What is the Matrix?” And the movie did not disappoint. While not every line of dialogue was pure gold, it was a mainly a smart, interesting and downright cool sci-fi action flick. Fans went nuts when they heard the news that there would not just be one sequel to the movie, but two to be shot simultaneously. Of course, we now know that the sequels were horrendous mistakes, but let’s take a look at why.
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How to Ruin a Good Thing: ‘Lethal Weapon 3′

How to Ruin a Good Thing: ‘Lethal Weapon 3′

Any producer will tell you that it’s hard to catch lightning in a bottle, and even harder still to predict what will make it big or what will flop hard. That’s why you hear stories about Decca rejecting the Beatles, or Sean Connery turning down the role of Gandalf, only to find himself in ‘The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen‘ instead. That’s also why, when a project does make waves, executives will almost always exploit it until it’s a dried-out husk. Overzealous sequels, ill-conceived adaptations, gimmicky celebrity casting… the list is endless. If somebody manages to make something good, chances are that someone else will ruin it later. In this “How to Ruin a Good Thing” feature, we’ll take a look at movies that took something good and tore it to pieces. Our first perpetrator: ‘Lethal Weapon 3′.
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Weekend Roundtable: I’m Too Old for This Sh–

Weekend Roundtable: I’m Too Old for This Sh–

Each pushing 70 years of age, both Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone have new action movies in theaters this year. In this week’s Roundtable, we discuss other ridiculous examples of over-the-hill actors and actresses trying to relive past glory when they probably should just call it a day.
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Weekend Roundtable: How Did This Movie Get Made?

Weekend Roundtable: How Did This Movie Get Made?

Have you ever watched a movie trailer that was so jaw-droppingly awful that you couldn’t believe the film got made in the first place? Of course you have. With the releases of ‘Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters’ and ‘Movie 43′, this week brings us two such apparent dogs. For today’s Roundtable, I thought it would be fun to discuss other movies that look or sound so incredibly dumb or awful that it seems inconceivable that they ever made it past a pitch meeting, much less were actually produced and released to theaters.
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Weekend Roundtable: Worst Movies Made by 2013 Oscar Nominees

Weekend Roundtable: Worst Movies Made by 2013 Oscar Nominees

Sure, they’re getting lauded with accolades now, but this year’s Oscar nominees haven’t always been renowned for award-caliber filmmaking excellence. In this week’s Roundtable, we take a look at some of the worst movies made by the Oscar-nominated actors and directors from the Class of 2013.
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Weekend Roundtable: Movies You Regret Buying

Weekend Roundtable: Movies You Regret Buying

We’ve all done it. If you collect movies on DVD or Blu-ray, you’ve undoubtedly purchased a disc at some point that you later regretted. Perhaps it was a blind-buy that you expected to like, only to discover that you hated it. Perhaps you even bought the movie knowing that you didn’t like it, but needed to own it for collectible purposes (or because you wanted to watch the bonus features). In today’s Roundtable, we share our shame.
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Weekend Roundtable: Most Underrated Movies

Weekend Roundtable: Most Underrated Movies

Thanksgiving is just around the corner. In honor of Turkey Day, let’s talk turkey here in this week’s Roundtable. No, not the bird, as scrumptious as it may be. Today’s topic is about cinematic turkeys. Or, at least, alleged cinematic turkeys. Specifically, we’ll stand up to support a handful of movies that are widely regarded as failures by the general public. Yes, it’s time to defend to indefensible. What are (in our opinion) some of the most underrated movies ever released? What films are better than their reputations would suggest?
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Cinematic Association: The Dolph Dilemma

Cinematic Association: The Dolph Dilemma

While writing an article about Olympics-related movies, I recently discovered a gem. Did you know that Dolph Lundgren starred in a fantastically cheesy movie called ‘Pentathlon’? He plays a German Olympic athlete who defects to the United States and causes an international incident of epic B-movie proportions. After finding this, I had to spend the next 90 minutes watching ‘Pentathlon’ in ten terribly recorded segments on YouTube. This discovery gave me the idea for a blog topic I’ll call Cinematic Association, which will be a free-flowing stream of ideas, thoughts and general cinematic insanity.
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Weekend Roundtable: Inmates Running the Asylum

Weekend Roundtable: Inmates Running the Asylum

The Asylum, that purveyor of ultra-low-budget DTV schlock like ‘Transmorphers‘ and ‘Almighty Thor‘, is back this week with the Blu-ray release of yet another rip-off of a recognizable mainstream property. This time it’s ‘American Warships‘, a film previously known as ‘The American Battleship’ until a lawsuit from Universal triggered a last-minute re-title. As the fine artists and craftsmen at the studio gear up for their next quickie production (after next week’s ‘Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies‘), we thought that we might use today’s Roundtable to offer up suggestions for their next great “mockbuster.”
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Late to the Party, Razzies Announce 2012 Loser(s)

Late to the Party, Razzies Announce 2012 Loser(s)

It wouldn’t be movie awards season without the Golden Raspberry Awards to let some of the air out of Hollywood’s celebratory balloon. Well, actually, this year it would. More than a month after the Oscars ceremony, the official point at which everyone stops caring about movie awards, the committee behind the Razzies finally got around to announcing this year’s prize recipients… or recipient, as the case may be.
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