The Big Sick

‘The Big Sick’ Contest Results

Are you sick with anticipation waiting for the results of our last contest? We’ve got the cure – five Blu-ray copies of ‘The Big Sick’ that we’re giving away today!

As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:

And the winner is…

Honorable Mentions

  1. NJScorpio: “…big SICK…I said, ‘big SICK’…wait, don’t leave…”
  2. Deaditelord: I can see why this new remake of Road House tanked at the box office.
  3. Csm101: You know who else wore sweaters like that and liked to be around women and their drinks? GO HOME LADIES!! GO HOME!!
  4. Chapz K: My name is Vodka Martini, I’m always shaken and disturbed.
  5. Saqib: No, I’m not the dude from Big Bang Theory…no, we don’t all look alike…
  6. David S: “I’m just a Mulder looking for my Scully. So what do you say, girl?”
  7. Timcharger: “Wanna play Columbus and find a route to India?”
  8. Derek: No , I did not just get back from White Castle or Guantanamo Bay.
  9. moremovies85: Kumail: I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one you’re missing to make you a 10.
    Zoe: I would definitely rate you as a one, that much is true.
  10. Richard: Emily: If La La Land beats Moonlight at the Academy Awards this year, I swear, they’re racist.
    Kumail: Well, I’m Indian and I like La La Land more.
    Emily: …

The Winners!

The following five people will each take home a free copy of ‘The Big Sick’.

Qba:

I can say hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to use tomorrow?

Andrew:

“Hey there girl… wait… Are you my appendix?? Cause I have no idea how you work, but I got a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out.”

Nestor:

I’m just chillin’. Waiting for Trump to deport me.

Kyle:

Kumail: Will you go out with me?
Emily: No.
Kumail: Will you go out with me?
Emily: No.
Kumail: Will you go out with me?
Emily: No.
Kumail: Will you not go out with me?
Emily: No.
Kumail: Yes!!!
Emily: $#*@.

Elizabeth:

Me: Could these contest screen grabs be any less interesting?
Josh: Hold my beer…

Congratulations to Qba, Andrew, Nestor, Kyle and Elizabeth for winning ‘The Big Sick‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest.

9 comments

  1. Timcharger

    I was robbed! Fake contests. If we banned them and had a border wall, they won’t be taking our contest prizes. I didn’t want Big Sick anyway. Only Bigly Sick for me.

    • Elizabeth

      If you’re going to deport me, I’m claiming I’m from France. I wouldn’t mind a free trip to Europe…and I could go Disneyland Paris.

  2. Timcharger

    Timcharger: “Wanna play Columbus and find a route to Idia?”

    Josh, you don’t just copy and paste? I didn’t have a typo in my submission.

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