The best kinds of contests are back-to-back contests. While we tabulate the results of last week’s ‘Skyfall’ giveway (which will be announced later this week), we also happen to have a spare copy of the newly remastered Blu-ray edition of ‘The Terminator’ on hand. For your chance to win, enter our contest today.
‘The Terminator’ is of course James Cameron’s legendary breakthrough motion picture about a cyborg killing machine (Arnold Schwarzenegger) sent back in time from the future to assassinate the woman destined to give birth to the leader of the human resistance movement in the war against the evil machines. But you already knew that.
While we’ve had to suffer with woefully inadequate video editions until now, the new Blu-ray edition of the 1984 film has been freshly remastered and tealified for your viewing pleasure.
To win the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Maria took everything in the divorce, even the clothes off my back.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, March 8th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Larry
Nothing to see here guys…
Larry
Whatever you do…don’t look down
Peter Kasmala
“Chet, Wyatt sent me. If you ever smack him or his girlfriend on the head again, this is what I’m gonna do to you.”
*snaps pencil in half*
Peter Kasmala
“Hudson…I’m from the future. You might not believe this, but you eventually get normal hair and bounce back and forth from one occupation to another. First, you become a sadistic vampire that plays with his food. Then, you develop an interest in meteorology and chase tornadoes around in your truck. Once you grow bored of that, you enlist in the Marines and take some lady on a bug hunt on an entirely different planet. You are destined for greatness. Do not let these punks hold you back.”
Rob
Ok, kids, we’re going to play a game. It’s called “Who is my daddy, and what does he do?”
Mark
I see your Schwarzenegger is as big as mine.
Mark
And he absolutely will not stop until he finds some cool threads.
Mark
If he’ll be back, let’s get him to JCPenney first.
Rob
When we asked about the difference between hardware and software, you could have just told us.
Rob
Give me a sec…it’s rebooting.
Larry
I have someting urgent from the future you need to see…
Larry
Hey guy, how much ya bench?
Rob
This is a Pershing missile, Chip.
Rob
Hey, I don’t think we should mess with this guy. Looks like he’s got a pretty short fuse. *rimshot*
Rob
Did you guys happen to see Stephen Rea run this way?
Tnecniv
“Hello, can one of you guys be kind enough to inject this steroid needle into my butt?”
John Burton
They told me the maid was in here… where is she?
Rob
Large Marge sent me.
Jimmy
Do you know where I can find Lance Armstrong?
Jimmy
Do you want to play ring toss with your studded bracelets?
Jimmy
Those aren’t genital warts, they’re rusty bolts.
Jimmy
Get Down, I’m about to ejaculate Robert Patrick.
Pyronaut
I’m going to pump you up… the butt